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Posted on Jun 02, 2015 at 01:36 AM

So many bad profiles and awful updates! Don't be one of the dodgy profiles on this site! Design an AWESOME profile and shine out your lovin'! 

 

Here are some recent examples of BAD updates:

 

 

Pornf*** updated his 'About my match / friend' section

Look 4 sum1 who cn fock my brains owt who luv sex as mch as i do she mst be a sexfreak nomophomainac

 

(Sugar Daddy, really? I would be surprised that ANYONE will get in touch when you can't even spell... how UNsexy. Sugar Daddies, please never write this crap. We'd rather hear about your life and what you enjoy doing with your life! P.S> this isn't a porno-match site)

 

 

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Cat*** updated her 'Title' section

Not a hooker & don't want to know u have to pay for it

 

(Sugar baby love, if you're not a hooker, you won't need to say that. Instead you'll emit a different vibe, be honest.. or hell- give them your LinkedIn profile to check you out. Yep, some guys are dicks. Some guys on this site expect you'll do anything for money, so report them and block 'em. Tell 'em where to shove it. And try editing your profile to eliminate any opportunity for misconstrued moments)

 

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carme*** updated her 'About my match / friend' section

Just appreciate me!!!! Know that I'm one in a life time!!! Make me feel like a queen !##

 

(Not just picking on her, but many Sugarbabies write this... and simply, it's not necessary. Sugar Daddies KNOW we all expected to be treated well and appreciated. What this update does is show -desperation- and -insecurities- ...of course we all feel like that sometimes, but a Sugar Daddy wants to see you SHINE. He expects your best side, and to give him that, we must be our confident happy selves. Yep, treat me right... but why not share WHY he should choose you? Are you a student? What makes you tick? What inspires you? What are you saving for? Why are you here?)

 

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Sas*** updated her status

A great donation = an even better time 

 

(You may not be a hooker, but sure as hell sound like one! So you need money, yeah? We get it honey... but this also shows desperation and -honestly- you're worth more than this. Why not write something like, " Now accepting cash, cards and cuddles ;) " - see it's funny, witty, uses aliteration... and therefore gets a better point across)

 

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Also, while I am on the topic.... SELFIES ARE EVIL

Uh huh, I know we are in the digital age of the selfie, but everyone knows selfies make even the most average person look awesome. So please SB's, add some other piccys too! Show the Sugar Daddies what you're really like!

 

 

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Bad profiles? Stop it.

 


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Posted on Nov 06, 2018 at 12:42 AM

Thank you! Well said! Ive been expressing this for days! I'm new t this site and am shocked at the "Craig'slist"sex-personal ad  type profiles& comments to men!! The forum is nothing more than a hook up meet & greet! I hope this site reviews

these profiles. Posts & comments. I don't even want to renew my subscription. I enjoyed reading your posts! Hope there is more to come!! Great job girl!!


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Posted on Nov 06, 2018 at 12:41 AM

Thank you! Well said! Ive been expressing this for days! I'm new t this site and am shocked at the "Craig'slist"sex-personal ad  type profiles& comments to men!! The forum is nothing more than a hook up meet & greet! I hope this site review these things. I don't renew my subscription. I enjoyed reading your posts! Hope there is more to come!! Great job girl!!


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Posted on Feb 14, 2016 at 12:21 PM

Thx crissy ;)



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Posted on Feb 12, 2016 at 12:48 PM

I love your blogs lol :D


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