FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

kexxxxxx

Fort Wayne, IN, USA

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a little heavy and the others a little lighter.....

dixxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

Little Miss muffet walked into a bar, a spider sat down beside her. You know the rest.

Jaxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Your friends might think you're the sugar mamma

Vixxxxxx

Norwich, NFK, GBR

No jokes because I miserable than ever

kixxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Everyone likes something sweet like sugar

soxxxxxx

Catania, Sicily, ITA

If you don't think money brings happiness then transfer it to my account

roxxxxxx

Walnut Creek, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! :)

Pexxxxxx

Columbia, TN, USA

What do you call a slut from Tennessee??? A volunteer

Roxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What Did The Woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight ? LEAVE ME A LOAN

Hoxxxxxx

Troy, NY, USA

What do you call a snowman with a sweet tooth? Frosting the Snowman!

laxxxxxx

Yanceyville, NC, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan!

alxxxxxx

Sugar Land, TX, USA

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist.... tooth HURTY

Suxxxxxx

Gladbeck, NW, DEU

Why did the sugar cube go to school? It wanted to be a smart cookie!

Erxxxxxx

Frankfurt am Main, HE, DEU

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy".

Ocxxxxxx

Santa Monica, CA, USA

I love the comedy club. Which one is your favorite?

Klxxxxxx

Marazion, CON, GBR

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy

spxxxxxx

Monmouth Junction, NJ, USA

I’m really sweet, but I don’t like to be taken for granulated sugar ;)

jrxxxxxx

Davao City, Davao, PHL

anything, just be careful I'm sensitive

Maxxxxxx

Peoria, IL, USA

Sugar is better than spice

Naxxxxxx

Valparaiso, IN, USA

What do you call it when a Sugar Daddy falls in love? Candy Crush