FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Anxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!

huxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

A guy on a first date wants to impress his date and asks, "Would you rather have a boyfriend who's rich or one who's a great conversationalist?" The woman smiles and replies, "I'd rather have one who thinks money is a great conversation topic."

bixxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

roxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

Why did the coffee break up with sugar? It wanted something a little stronger.

zzxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What did the sugar daddy say to the donut? “I’ll glaze you with compliments.”

baxxxxxx

Lake Ozark, MO, USA

What do you call a lady who's sugar daddg just died? A sugar free baby

Svxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why did the sugar get in trouble at school? Because it was a little sugar-free. What did the sugar cube say to the teacup? "I'm in hot water now!". Where does a cookie go when it's sick? The "bake"-ery! Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie. What do you call a sleeping candy bar? A Kit Kat. What do you get if you cross a cow and a sugar donut? A moo-nut! What did the candy cane say to the chocolate bar? "We were mint to be!". What is a vampire...

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aaxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Why did the sugar go to the party? Because it knew it would be a sweet time!

taxxxxxx

Katy, TX, USA

Did you sit in sugar ?? Cause you have a sweet ass ;)

pmxxxxxx

Manila, Metro Manila, PHL

Are you a sugar cube? Because life’s sweeter with you around.

mexxxxxx

Mangalore, KA, IND

Why don’t we ever play hide and seek in the bedroom? Because good luck hiding when I already know exactly where you like to be found.

oixxxxxx

Jamshedpur, JH, IND

You make my life so much sweeter. Why did the spoon fall in love with sugar? Because every time it stirred things up, sugar made it worth it! ch sweeter,

Jyxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

what did the sugar cube say to the Tea without me you are just a bitter leaf.

Nixxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

I’m like sugar — I make life sweeter, but too much of me might be addictive.

SHxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

I promise to be 100% natural sugar — no artificial sweetness here

irxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

What’s sugar’s life motto? “Stir the world!”......

lexxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Life is like a camera, just focus on me. If the first shot isn't perfect let's just take another one! Cheers

Anxxxxxx

Port Elizabeth, EC, ZAF

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it felt a little granulated!

guxxxxxx

Gurgaon, HR, IND

What did one bread say to the other on their wedding day? "It was loaf at first sight"

xoxxxxxx

Lynchburg, VA, USA

I'm not your sugar-baby, I'm your glucose goddess. Worship accordingly.