FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

maxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

"Oh no! I've become the man I wanted to marry..." I found this sticker at a tchotchke shop and love it haha. Adding a little extra sugar never hurts though right?

coxxxxxx

Carrollton, GA, USA

“They say too much sugar is bad for you… guess you’re my guilty pleasure.”

Irxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

I’m not saying I’m a sugar baby… but I do get cranky when my coffee isn’t sweet enough.

Suxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

What did one sugar packet say to the other? “We’re a pretty sweet pair!”

Oaxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? ​Because he heard the Sugar Baby had high expectations!

bexxxxxx

Gurgaon, HR, IND

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy dessert — and that’s pretty close.

phxxxxxx

Jaipur, RJ, IND

Why are relationships on Sugar Dady like sugar? Because they’re sweeter when shared.

dwxxxxxx

Whitby, ON, CAN

Smoking stunted my growth. Don't smoke kids...that's why I been this size since I was 14

Azxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the party Because he heard drinks were on the house

spxxxxxx

Hermiston, OR, USA

What did one sugar cube say yo another? Sweet to meet you;)

stxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

arxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?”

Wixxxxxx

Livonia, MI, USA

Female: It's my birthday, should I blow out candles and make a wish? Answer: No, just a sugar daddy.

SAxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many sweet issues to handle! What do you call a sugar daddy who’s a fan of art? A pic-sugar! Why do sugar mamas make great partners? They really sweeten the deal! What did the sugar say to the coffee? "I’m your perfect match, let’s make this a latte love!" Why did the sugar refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to get sugar-coated in a bad hand! How do you make a sugar mama smile? Tell her she’s s...

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stxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

iaxxxxxx

Waterbury, CT, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the daddy was on another level.

sexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Knock knock who's there orange orange who! Orange gonna let me in Lil lol

Maxxxxxx

Guduvancheri, TN, IND

She said, “Age is just a number.” He said, “Perfect. So is my routing number.” Now she's calling him “Daddy”... …and the IRS is calling both of them. ‍

tdxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why did the chicken cross the road..... To get to the other side to meet the sugarbabe

cpxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

What did the sugar say to the coffee? "You mocha me crazy!"