FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

bixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I'm really corny but... Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAWWWWWWS he had to get to the other side

Paxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Why did the cow have no hooves? Because she lack-toes! What do you call an unkind dextrose? A mean-o sugar! A friend gave me a bag of sucrose as a gift. It was a very sweet gesture, but I thought, "what am I going to do with all this plain table sugar?

urxxxxxx

Ranchi, JH, IND

Why did the sugar baby candy apply to school early? Because it wanted to be sweet and smart at the same time.

Taxxxxxx

Jaipur, RJ, IND

Why did the sugar cube go to the party? Because it wanted to have a sweet time!

Dixxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Mommy = childhood. Sugar mom = premium subscription

Thxxxxxx

Waldo, FL, USA

I tried to start a workout routine… Turns out my favorite exercise is running out of motivation

1lxxxxxx

Poplar Bluff, MO, USA

I told him I’m not a sugar baby, I’m an investment. He leaned in and asked what kind of returns I offer. I smiled and said, ‘Mostly sarcasm, occasional affection, and a very generous performance bonus — if you survive the audit.

Thxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

A newly-rich man decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth with. He goes to the gym, spots the beautiful, young personal trainer and asks "Which one of these machines will make me look attractive to someone like you?" She chuckles and responds "The ATM right over there."

acxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Why is the sugar always happy? Because it knew how to stay sweet under pressure!

joxxxxxx

Ernakulam, KL, IND

I like my sugar slow, sweet, and just a little addictive

inxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

If sweetness burned calories, talking to me would count as a workout.

loxxxxxx

Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, MYS

You bring the sugar, I’ll bring the spice. Together we’re diabetes and high blood pressure.

Haxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

"I didn’t see your message… maybe because my eyes only open when money enters."

hoxxxxxx

Tyler, TX, USA

Where is all my simps at lol jk would be nice to get spoiled every once in awhile

Baxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Why did the sugar baby take their date to a bakery? Because they wanted to show them where all that sweetness really comes from.

haxxxxxx

Lucknow, UP, IND

I don’t need sugar in my coffee… my personality is enough.” “People say sugar melts in water, but I melt when someone is kind.

sexxxxxx

Noida, UP, IND

What did the stuttering pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye, Aye, Matey!

Icxxxxxx

Rochester, MN, USA

How does a non binary serial killer kill their victims? They slash them

mixxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

My sugar daddy isn't old, he's just vintage. The older the wine, the sweeter the arrangement. :)

Rixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

You are so sweet.. even sugar asks you for tips...