FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

skxxxxxx

Roan Mountain, TN, USA

How do u make a tissue dance!??? Put a little boogey in it.... Lol

Trxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he was afraid he might get a hole in one.

zuxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Life gave me lemons, I added sugar and made it better.

Goxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

I thought I was signing up for yachts and diamonds, but honestly, 60% of my job is just being unpaid IT support. Yesterday I spent two hours explaining that the 'cloud' isn’t an actual place in the sky where his spreadsheets go to rest

texxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

I believe in equal rights… but I won’t fight you if you insist on spoiling me

nexxxxxx

Prospect Heights, IL, USA

Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box.

Kaxxxxxx

Rostock, MV, DEU

Was sagt ein Indianaer, wenn er einen Pfeil im Auge hat...?... ...habe ich kommen sehen...;)...was sonst...

vixxxxxx

Pimpri-Chinchwad, MH, IND

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

kixxxxxx

Bhopal, MP, IND

My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his head.

stxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

She makes life so sweet, I don't even need a dentist appointment!

saxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

don’t take sugar in my coffee… but I think I just found the exception.”

Arxxxxxx

Midrand, GT, ZAF

I don’t chase, I attract. Especially desserts. ( It's funny because the dessert is sugary... )

SUxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What did the sugar say when it was put in hot tea? "You're so sweet to warm me up!"

apxxxxxx

Lucknow, UP, IND

Are your legs budda's teaching. Let me spread them

Daxxxxxx

Smithfield, NC, USA

“I’m not a sugar baby… I’m just someone who believes love should come with a very generous dessert menu."

mIxxxxxx

Great Falls, MT, USA

A friend told me to embrace my sweet tooth, so I became a sugar baby

baxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!

Daxxxxxx

Gandhinagar, GJ, IND

I’m not a sugar baby… I’m an investment with sweet returns.

Coxxxxxx

Siyabuswa, MP, ZAF

1. “I joined this site for the personality… the sugar is just a bonus.” 2. “Don’t worry, I’m sweet — not high-fructose.” 3. “I’m not here to change your life… just upgrade it a little.” 4. “I believe in chemistry first. The perks come with good behavior.” 5. “They say money can’t buy happiness — good thing I invest wisely.” 6. “I bring the sugar, you bring the charm. Fair trade, right?”

elxxxxxx

NUV, PHL

hii are are you blind? because i already in front of you why you skipped me