FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Dnxxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

I think electricians should be called Power Rangers

stxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

What’s a Sugar Mummy’s favorite phrase on a shopping spree?" ​"Don't worry about the price tag, darling. Let's just make sure it comes in your size."

lixxxxxx

Da Nang, DN, VNM

I’m not saying I need sugar… but my energy definitely runs better on it

dexxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

“Are you sugar? Because my mood gets better every time you show up.”

trxxxxxx

Vancouver, WA, USA

Sugar never has bad days; it just melts under pressure.

Vexxxxxx

Erode, TN, IND

Sugar didn’t make me gain weight. My hand bringing it to my mouth did

grxxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf

nixxxxxx

Pasig, Metro Manila, PHL

I dont bite — unless the allowance is late. Kidding… maybe.

loxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

If loving money is wrong, then my sugar daddy and I are both going to hell. He asked if I’m high maintenance. Sir, I’m NASA-level

snxxxxxx

Jaipur, RJ, IND

I'm sweet enough on my own,but a little sugar never hurts

Etxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

I must be low on sugar...because I keep craving your messages.

hoxxxxxx

Topeka, KS, USA

Whats sweeter then sugar?.... drum roll please... Me! Duhhh

Paxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why did sugar cube feel sad? Becouse it was in Lump Y mood

RAxxxxxx

Dehradun, UT, IND

Sugar daddy applications open… perks include chai, chocolates, and questionable life advice.

Hoxxxxxx

Hamilton, WKO, NZL

Knock knock , who is there ? You're new little devine sweet heart ready for a loving sugar daddy .

kaxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What’s the difference between a secret and lingerie? One is hard to keep, while the other is difficult to take off.

Baxxxxxx

Frisco, TX, USA

I like my men like my bank account... Generous! Lol

rhxxxxxx

Morton Grove, IL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Because her standards were sky-high and she wasn’t climbing down for anyone. Here’s another one: A sugar daddy asked, “Are you high maintenance?” I said, “Only in the cutest ways. Happiness, good skincare, and iced coffee count, right?” And my favorite: I told someone I like to be spoiled. They said, “Define spoiled.” I said, “Try it and find out.” I love lighthearted sugar humor. If we can laugh toget...

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usxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

"Are you made of sugar? Because you have me craving more.

Wexxxxxx

Bulandshahr, UP, IND

They say sugar melts… so don’t stare too long, I might.