FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

sHxxxxxx

Noida, UP, IND

What do you call a sheep covered in sugar? A candy baa.

koxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Loxxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

Whats the speed limit of sex? 68km/ph then u got to turn around

Dexxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Sugar everyday can keep doctor away forever in the new world

moxxxxxx

Gurgaon, HR, IND

Careful… you’re giving sugar-mommy vibes. And I’m dangerously close to saying ‘Yes, ma’am’ without reading the terms & conditions

buxxxxxx

Vilonia, AR, USA

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?…Because they make up everything!

Chxxxxxx

Kottarakara, KL, IND

Why did the sugar go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be sweet. :)

Ghxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

I don’t want true love… I want true love with a credit limit

pexxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I once had a sugar daddy... It wasn't anything like this though; my father had type II diabetes.

Gixxxxxx

Kennewick, WA, USA

Why Do bankers Always Look So Serious? Because They Have A Lot Of Interest!!

Vixxxxxx

Durg, CT, IND

What’s a delicious treat that has both sweet and salty flavors?

jaxxxxxx

City of Westminster, LND, GBR

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved

soxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

What is better then sugar? What do you call a woman who loves romance?

Shxxxxxx

Thane, MH, IND

I don't smoke or drink but my partner is loves me then I will think on it

shxxxxxx

Haryana, HR, IND

I like to have icecream when it's on your lips but on vertical one

smxxxxxx

Tzaneen, LP, ZAF

A friend gave me a bag of sugar as a gift,I really thought it was sweet.

apxxxxxx

Chandigarh, CH, IND

i love everyone in the universe all including actually

Joxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf

suxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

How does terrorist feed his kid? Here comes the aeroplane... Here comes the other

Mexxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

I tried to write a letter with a sugar pen, but it was too sweet to handle.