FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

onxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for

etxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

I promise I’m not high maintenance… unless we’re talking about my sweet tooth. Then I might need a little sugar.”

TTxxxxxx

Carmichael, CA, USA

What did the pillow say when it fell off the bed? Answer:Oh sheet

nexxxxxx

Houma, LA, USA

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

sexxxxxx

Reading, PA, USA

Money is like adding sugar to your tea it makes it so much sweeter

roxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Sir, traffic jam tha. Teacher: But you came walking! Student: Arey sir, road pe kachra itna tha ki lag raha tha traffic jam spread ho gaya!

Kaxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Rixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

What’s the difference between a secret and lingerie? One is really hard to keep, while the other is difficult to take off.

Soxxxxxx

Rivas-Vaciamadrid, MD, ESP

I’m not looking for a sugar daddy. A sushi daddy, maybe...

daxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar get promoted? Because it could always measure up!

ajxxxxxx

Gurgaon, HR, IND

Are you sugar? Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.

nyxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite kind of cardio? Chasing good vibes… and generous men

myxxxxxx

Vero Beach, FL, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? To become a smartie.

loxxxxxx

Santa Barbara, CA, USA

what did the football coach say to the vending machine? I need my quarterback

glxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

As a gentleman, I don’t ‘spoil’ anyone. I simply extend the family tradition of supporting the arts… and they, apparently, are a masterpiece in progress.

daxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why can’t sugar keep secrets? Because it’s always a little too sweet to tell!

vaxxxxxx

Cebu City, Central Visayas, PHL

They say sugar’s bad for your health, but I think I’d risk it to be around you. :)

mixxxxxx

Spring Hill, QLD, AUS

I bring the sweetness, you bring the… sugar. Seems fair.

moxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

What did the bee say to the sushi??? Wasa-bee get it??? ...........sorry

FAxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

Evo's are red, Supra's are blue.. Whenever I see you my heart goes stutututututu