FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

maxxxxxx

Jacksonville, NC, USA

There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

Suxxxxxx

Haryana, HR, IND

I've heard its easy to make girls go weak in their knees by addressing their funny bone!

chxxxxxx

Virar, MH, IND

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!

mixxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

How do you make a tissue dance ??? Put a lil boogy in it

__xxxxxx

Darjeeling, WB, IND

What do you call a sugar momma you only interact with online? EBae

joxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

You know what it takes to be a bad sugarmommy? Just be the ant.

jixxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why can't you blame a dolphin for doing something wrong? They didn't do it on porpoise!

raxxxxxx

Chandanagar, TG, IND

Sugar Baby: “Are you sweet?” Sugar Daddy: “Of course… my bank account has a sweet tooth.”

enxxxxxx

Tecoma, VIC, AUS

I'm basically a human golden retriever: incredibly loyal, great at making you feel good, and a little expensive to maintain.

kaxxxxxx

Springfield, OH, USA

Honestly, I only know the simple basic Funny jokes, I'm not really good with jokes lol What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head

bxxxxxxx

Hollywood, CA, USA

my sugar daddy told me to treat him like a king... so I made sure to tax him accordingly. he said he wants to feel special, I told him "perfect! I love special occasions!" my sugar daddy told me to be honest with him so I confessed... "okay I look even better when I'm spoiled" Haha all jokes!! Hope I made ya chuckle a bit at least :P

Swxxxxxx

Fitzroy, VIC, AUS

I like the gentle ones, like: “Sugar isn’t about spoiling… it’s about keeping life from getting bitter.” Makes me smile every time.

itxxxxxx

Bellaire, TX, USA

Careful… I’ve got enough sugar to make you addicted. They say too much sugar is bad for you… guess we’ll just have to take the risk together.

Frxxxxxx

Avondale, AZ, USA

Why was the snowman searching through a box of carrots? He was picking his nose!

iaxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

I must be sugar, because I’ll melt the moment you get close

Roxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

Let me think....They are all dirty except for maybe this one: How do you catch a squirrel?********** ********** *********** you climb up a tree and act like a nut :)

naxxxxxx

Toledo, OH, USA

Most people love other unmentioned numbers.....I like 77 better because you get 8 more

Skxxxxxx

Agra, UP, IND

Stop smiling like that… I’m getting diabetes just looking at her

Krxxxxxx

Chandigarh, CH, IND

Sugar told the spoon, “You stir up my feelings.” Why did the sugar cube feel shy? Because it didn’t want to be too sweet on the first date.

ARxxxxxx

Nagpur, MH, IND

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite type of coffee?" "One that’s paid for."