FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

dexxxxxx

Jaipur, RJ, IND

Are you sugar? Because every time I look at you, my heart skips a beat like it’s on a sugar rush.”

cbxxxxxx

Richmond Hill, ON, CAN

What's a Canadian's favorite part of a woman? The "eh."-reolas.

Jmxxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

Why did the sugar baby ghost her sugar daddy? Because even her Wi-Fi had a stronger connection… and it actually paid its bills on time.

Suxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Sugar Mommy: “What do you bring to the relationship?” Sugar Baby: “Vibes, memes, and emotional support.” Sugar Mommy: “…and the bill?” Sugar Baby: “That’s your vibe.”

nexxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

My sugar is healthy and diabetes free. Try me and get hooked ;)

blxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Why did the girl mushroom like the boy mushroom? Because he was a Fungi!

Chxxxxxx

Lucknow, UP, IND

Should I call the medicos? Are you sure you are completely fine? Because you just had a great fall, straight out of heaven angel

paxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

Are you made of sugar? Because every time you talk to me, my day gets sweeter

Maxxxxxx

Juneau, AK, USA

**Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen d...

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Bexxxxxx

Mentone, VIC, AUS

If my sugar daddy asked what I bring to the table. Id say, my appetite.

iaxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Sugar is sweet, but diabetes is not. I hope so......

Goxxxxxx

Sun City, AZ, USA

My Grandmother told me that i couldnt make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

texxxxxx

Avon, OH, USA

What's it called when a Sugar Daddy likes a girl? Candy Crush

kexxxxxx

Oxford, MI, USA

I’m not high-maintenance… I just believe in supporting local businesses. Like Sephora.

suxxxxxx

Elizabethtown, KY, USA

What did the coffee say to the sugar ? "Gimmieee summ Sugarrr babyyy"

nixxxxxx

Acocks Green, BIR, GBR

Knock knock Who's there Nobody Nobody who Why you answering the door is there's no one there

Saxxxxxx

Golden, CO, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!!!!

joxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

What's the difference between a Sugar Daddy and a pharmacist? One provides a monthly allowance; the other provides a monthly prescription for that expensive habit!

luxxxxxx

Ahmedabad, GJ, IND

Who needs a gym partner when you can have someone who lifts your lifestyle?

tIxxxxxx

Waco, TX, USA

Why was the sugar baby great at business? They specialize in investments.