FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

rixxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

What did the cake say to the fork? "Want a piece of me?"

Prxxxxxx

Haryana, HR, IND

I don’t need a sugar mommy… I need a whole bakery at this point.

buxxxxxx

Jackson, MI, USA

If you're sitting on the floor are you flooring or just a human sitting on the floor

xoxxxxxx

Long Beach, CA, USA

*What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing. It just waved

caxxxxxx

Gilbert, AZ, USA

I don’t need too much sugar… just enough to keep me sweet and spoiled

vixxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

Sweet enough to be sugar, but strong enough to carry the groceries.

QUxxxxxx

Whitehorse, YT, CAN

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

arxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

I would like to be the candle on your birthday cake, because then you would blow me!

Kexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

alxxxxxx

Mayo, FL, USA

I’m sweet like sugar… which is unfortunate, because sugar slowly kills you.

ROxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

A sugarbaby a day keeps marriage away. Life is good

jaxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

What did the sugar cube say to the tea? “Without me, you’re just a bitter leaf.”

luxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

Lexxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Are you brown sugar? Because you make everything a little richer

suxxxxxx

Dawsonville, GA, USA

I went to the dentistry of clowns the other day and they said that I had to start flossing for my teeth would fall out. I told them I did regularly so they asked what floss I was using I said CANDY floss.

cuxxxxxx

Chester, CHW, GBR

I told my sugar daddy I wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 real quick… He bought me a microwave.

wixxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

My sugar daddy said he likes a woman who’s good with money… so I stopped spending mine

grxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

“Are you sugar? Because you just made my day a whole lot sweeter.”

juxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Looking for a sugar daddy because Splenda won’t cut it.

Suxxxxxx

Ghent, VLG, BEL

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.