FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

rnxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle.

gixxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the candy store? He was looking for some sweet deals!

maxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.

dixxxxxx

Siliguri, WB, IND

What do you call a sleeping candy? A KIT KAT! What do you call a sheep covered in sugar? A candy baa!

Saxxxxxx

Nagpur, MH, IND

“I’m not a sugar baby… I’m the whole dessert.” “Call me sugar? Only if you can handle the rush .” “Not saying I’m sweet, but dentists hate me.” “I don’t chase sugar — I attract it.” “Low on drama, high on glucose.” “I lift weights… and occasionally, sugar levels.” “Careful — one taste and you’ll skip breakfast.” “I’m not here for sugar, I’m here for chemistry

Loxxxxxx

Potomac, MD, USA

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.

brxxxxxx

Acton, ACT, AUS

Here's a joke for you: A programmer went to a job interview. Interviewer: "What programming languages do you know?" Programmer: "I'm fluent in HTML!" Interviewer: "Do you know what HTML stands for?" Programmer confidently: "How To Meet Ladies!" Interviewer: "...You can leave now."

hexxxxxx

Niederding, BY, DEU

Why did I bring a ladder to my sugar daddy date? Because I heard he likes to spoil me to new heights!”

Loxxxxxx

Durham, NC, USA

I’m not saying I’m a sugar baby, but I do melt under the right conditions.

spxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

arxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Vexxxxxx

Indore, MP, IND

“I’m not saying I’m your Sugar Daddy… but your smile just raised my glucose level.”

Snxxxxxx

Frazeysburg, OH, USA

What's a cats favorite dinner.... a fancy feast get it

raxxxxxx

Aubrey, TX, USA

I’m not saying I’m high-maintenance… but I do run better on sugar.

thxxxxxx

Beawar, RJ, IND

My girl once asked me what do I love the most, her or money, I andwered my money and she said "me too"

Vixxxxxx

Omaha, NE, USA

"He's not my sugar daddy, he's my fructose father".

anxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Q. What do you call a sugar mommy who is a great cook ? A. A sweet deal !! :p

Kixxxxxx

Southfield, MI, USA

What do you call a sleeping candy? A Kit Kat! Thought this was cute

Mixxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

Some call me a sugar baby… I call it a full-time job being adorable.

suxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

What did one sugar cube say to the other at the party? “You’re looking sweet tonight!”