FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Tzxxxxxx

Manhattan, KS, USA

What do you call a gender-neutral "sugar daddy?" A glucose guardian

vAxxxxxx

Horsforth, LDS, GBR

What did one M&M say to the other? "We're both technically candy-dates for the best sweet!"

Chxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I’m basically 80% sugar and 20% attitude.lol another one Too sweet to handle, but worth the cavities.

lexxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

What did elvis call his sugar? Blue suede sugar!!!

lixxxxxx

Wilkes-Barre, PA, USA

I'm horribly type 1 diabetic,so Splenda daddies only, please

lexxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Why did the sugar blush ? It saw the spoon naked.

boxxxxxx

Madison Heights, MI, USA

What did one sugar cube say to the other at the party? “You’re looking sweet tonight!”

raxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

A 60-year-old millionaire married a 20-year-old model. When his friend asked him how he did it, he said, "It's simple. I lied about my age." The friend asked, "You said you were 40?" The millionaire shook his head. "No, I said I was 90." What does a rich man call a poor man? A potential "broke daddy". Why did the "sugar baby" carry a map? In case the "sugar daddy" got lost on the way to the bank. My "sugar daddy" is an optometrist. He's always seeing me for my need...

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atxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Hoxxxxxx

Indore, MP, IND

Why did the SB bring a notebook to the date? To take notes on all the ways her SD spoils her! ;)

alxxxxxx

Pimpri-Chinchwad, MH, IND

I am happy to be a sugar daddy so that I don't get diabetes...

onxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

Are you a sugar cube? Because you just made my life a little sweeter.

baxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

I should've known I would be a sugar baby, I've always had such a sweet tooth

raxxxxxx

Apopka, FL, USA

If spoiling me is a hobby, I’ll be your favorite pastime ;)))

noxxxxxx

Kondapur, TG, IND

I’m sweet enough already — but I never say no to extra sugar.

loxxxxxx

Oxford, MS, USA

You’re the calm to my chaos, the smile to my mornings, and the reason my closet looks amazing.

bfxxxxxx

Pleasanton, CA, USA

"I'm like a cup of coffee: sweet, maybe a little hot, and best enjoyed with a date." "My ideal date involves something sweet... you?"

Srxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What do you call sugar that’s always late? A procrastisweet!

poxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Are you sugar? Because you’ve got me craving something I know I shouldn’t have this late at night.

asxxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

They say too much sugar is bad for you — but I promise I’m the sweet kind of trouble Xoxo