FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

loxxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

Life is hard, make it harder, to find a sugar daddy

Blxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a wallet to the date? Because he knew the sugar baby was priceless!

Anxxxxxx

Laatzen, NI, DEU

Ich glaube, der lustigste Witz, den ich je gehört habe, ist das Leben selbst.

Moxxxxxx

Fort Myers, FL, USA

Why don't scientists trust atoms? ....because they make up everything

Sexxxxxx

Davorlim, GA, IND

How does sugar flirt? It whispers sweet nothings..

Nixxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Are you made of sugar? Because you just sweetened up my day!

Fuxxxxxx

Columbia Heights, DC, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A Candy Crush.

maxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

I don't know many jokes, for sugar jokes. But I have a dark humor joke... why don't blind guys sky dive?? (It scares the crap outta there dogs)

urxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay I'll go on a head !!!!

alxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

They say sugar is bad, but I think you’re the sweetest risk.

anxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

Are you made of sugar? Because every time you talk, life feels a little sweeter..!

Paxxxxxx

Ernakulam, KL, IND

Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.

Luxxxxxx

Giessen, HE, DEU

I’m sweet, but I bite back if you stir too hard. ;3

Dixxxxxx

Belle Mead, NJ, USA

Careful, I might need insulin you’re too sweet to handle!

joxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

Maxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar go to the party alone? Because it wanted to sweeten up everyone’s day first!

elxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Why don’t accountants ever get invited to parties? Because they can’t stop double-checking everyone’s assets.

Nixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Are you made of sugar? Because every time I talk to you, life gets a whole lot sweeter.

Raxxxxxx

Taguig, Metro Manila, PHL

Did you hear about the sugar that went to therapy? It just couldn’t stop dissolving under pressure :

thxxxxxx

Chandigarh, CH, IND

I read so much about the bad influences of alcohol and sugar, that I've decided... ...to read less.