FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Daxxxxxx

Cambridge, ON, CAN

Are you a sugar daddy? …Because you just made my sweet tooth ache

Baxxxxxx

Middlesboro, KY, USA

“Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.”

paxxxxxx

London, ON, CAN

- Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard she was a little high-maintenance.

abxxxxxx

Lucknow, UP, IND

Why did the sugar daddy get a compass? He wanted to find his way to the sweet life!

Kixxxxxx

Florissant, MO, USA

I have low blood sugar so I will take extra sugar with my sugar no splinda, I want sugarcane damnit..rott my teeth lol

caxxxxxx

Shillong, ML, IND

not saying im sweet, but i could break your sugar quota

Mrxxxxxx

Appleton, WI, USA

What did Bono say to God when he entered Heaven? You're sitting in my seat.

goxxxxxx

Bellevue, WA, USA

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Do you like mystery? Because I come with a lot of it

Shxxxxxx

Alwarpet, TN, IND

A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar... Now that’s a sweet ass.

Haxxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

I’m not saying I’m sweet… but dentists warn people before they meet me

vixxxxxx

Da Nang, DN, VNM

Why did the sugar daddy enroll in art class? He wanted to learn how to draw younger women… legally

Ruxxxxxx

Indore, MP, IND

Why did the kid put sugar under his pillow? So he could have sweet dreams. What do you call a sweet monster with five toes? The Lack-toes intolerant monster. What did the cookie say to the baker? "You're a real sweet-tart". Why are brown sugar puns rare? Because they're a molasses. What did the sugar say when it fell into the coffee pot? "It's going to be a sweet day!". I have a confection to make... I think you're pretty sweet.

suxxxxxx

Gard, FRA

Une blague à la demande ... impossible pour moi. Je peux vous dire que mon humour est souvent décalé, noir ou graveleux.

Mixxxxxx

Bath, BAS, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because his allowance was through the roof.

xtxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Knock knock Who's there No one No one who My name is John Cena

coxxxxxx

Ahmedabad, GJ, IND

"I’m not your type, I’m your upgrade." Sugar is sweet, but I bring the whole dessert menu." "I’ve got the sugar — just bring the spice."

shxxxxxx

Hubli, KA, IND

Babe you're not a sugar daddy...you're the whole mithai shop.....

raxxxxxx

Gurgaon, HR, IND

do you have money, let me cal my daddy for that :)

loxxxxxx

Sholinganallur, TN, IND

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

bexxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

I’m on a no-carb diet, but I’ll always make an exception for sugar.