FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

abxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard the rich guy was on another level!

frxxxxxx

Jacksonville, NC, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

Naxxxxxx

Tura, ML, IND

Someone call the dentist, this place is overflowing with sugar smiles.

zaxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why did the guy bring a pencil to the party? Because he wanted to draw attention

Plxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

I once had a Sugar Daddy. ...not like that. My father had Type II diabetes.

Elxxxxxx

Saddle Brook, NJ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the restaurant? Because he wanted to take the relationship to the next level!" Hope that made you smile!

itxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar cube always get invited to parties? Because it was such a sweetheart!

Jixxxxxx

Indore, MP, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush.

Suxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

"Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the guy was loaded!"

drxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

I don’t need a sugar daddy… but I definitely wouldn’t turn down a snack daddy.

Avxxxxxx

Port Elizabeth, EC, ZAF

Are you a sugar daddy? Because you just sweetened my whole week. I must be a dessert, because I think you just found your perfect sugar. Are we at a bakery? Because you just made everything a little sweeter. Do you believe in love at first “sugar”? Or should I message you again? You must be made of sugar, because life feels sweeter when you’re around. Are you a treasure chest? Because I feel like I just struck gold. I hope you like smiles… beca...

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Frxxxxxx

Enfield, LND, GBR

“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity—it’s impossible to put down.” “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.” “I told my laptop I needed a break… now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.”

moxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Why don’t sugar and coffee ever fight? Because they blend so well together.

dexxxxxx

Tauranga, BOP, NZL

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger

pixxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder? Because she heard the allowance was high!

moxxxxxx

Butte, MT, USA

A horse walked into the bar, and the bartender asked why such a long face

glxxxxxx

Brooksville, FL, USA

Oh man, I can't think of any. Only good joke around here is my face. XD Love dad jokes, dark jokes, and ones that take a moment to land. I've got a couple ones that I'll share, ranging from bad to face palm, and maybe one might be pretty decent. All depends on your tastes! How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the Fresh Prints! What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the zoo! (Kept clean, had some military humor I chose to ...

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suxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

What did the sugar say during the heatwave? “I’m melting!”

Lixxxxxx

Tempe, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter!

Coxxxxxx

Alta, CA, USA

Looking for a sugar daddy… don’t worry, I’m calorie-free