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FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

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  • prxxxxxx

    Minneapolis, MN, USA

    What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A GUMMY BEAR!

  • KAxxxxxx

    San Francisco, CA, USA

    Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you...priceless!

  • blxxxxxx

    Gilroy, CA, USA

    I am very funny, I like to fun gym, dance exercises to lose weight. I like walking with many kids and dogs, no money shopping

  • Roxxxxxx

    Miami, FL, USA

    I like my daddies made with sugar and not Splenda hahha

  • Kixxxxxx

    Durham, NC, USA

    What do you call a sugar daddy when he finds a girl very attractive? .................Candy Crush! Haha ;)

  • kkxxxxxx

    Brandywine, MD, USA

    Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!

  • suxxxxxx

    Center, NE, USA

    Przychodzi baba do lekarza, a lekarz też baba. hahahaahhaha

  • Mexxxxxx

    Antwerp, VLG, BEL

    Waarom ben jij mooie dame niet getrouwd. Ik waarschijnlijk geluk gehad

  • prxxxxxx

    Texarkana, TX, USA

    There's never a dull moment around me, constant laughter and smiles

  • Moxxxxxx

    Seattle, WA, USA

    What's new to this app, pretty inside out, priceless, and something you don't want to miss/pass up? Me!lol I'm Monica

  • Coxxxxxx

    Melbourne, VIC, AUS

    I have all my own hair & my stomach doesn't hang over my belt - woo hoo

  • maxxxxxx

    Sacramento, CA, USA

    Why was the sugar late for work? It had caramel tunnel traffic!

  • Crxxxxxx

    Harrisburg, OR, USA

    Why did the cookie go to see a fortune teller? Because it needed help with its "sugar daddy" issues — it couldn't seem to break away from the cookie jar!

  • kixxxxxx

    Jacksonville, FL, USA

    Take me to lunch and i'll share you some of my desserts.

  • Lyxxxxxx

    Guadalajara, JAL, MEX

    En realidad es que no tengo ningún chiste, pero en persona soy graciosa

  • L1xxxxxx

    Durham, NC, USA

    A sugar baby's out with her man, and they are about to go out to eat. The sugar baby asks, "where do you want to eat?". The sugar daddy responds, "I dont know, I just dont wanna 'splenda' lot of money!"

  • J8xxxxxx

    Indio, CA, USA

    not yet but have a ton of other silly jokes.but dont think most read this far down.

  • kaxxxxxx

    Lucknow, UP, IND

    Jab bhi kabhi Bor ho rahe ho to Sidhe poochh lo Dost Kahan hai...

  • Maxxxxxx

    Cebu City, Central Visayas, PHL

    When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef ;)?

  • Laxxxxxx

    Los Angeles, CA, USA

    What are sugar jokes? lol... seriously though... Knock knock. Whos there? Me. Me who? Me still trying to figure out what a sugar joke is.

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