FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

loxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

What do you call coffee with a sixth sense? Déjà brew!

drxxxxxx

Hesperia, CA, USA

How do you organize a sweet party? You sugar-coat the invitations!

quxxxxxx

Madrid, MD, ESP

What is the name of someone who brings you gifts at Christmas? santa claus Why did you answer sugar daddy?

luxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

I just want to laugh. Have a good time. Have a good conversations and definitely fun.

mexxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

The people around me say I'm funny but I know actually know any jokes.

stxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Why didn't the tea trust the sugar? It was always sweet talking him

juxxxxxx

Lynchburg, VA, USA

q: what did the horse say when he fell down? a: help, i've fallen and can't giddy up!

Goxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To reach new sugar heights!

skxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

1. Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? Because she was too sweet for him to handle! 2. What did the sugar daddy say to his sugar baby on Valentine's Day? "You're the sweetest thing in my life, sugar!" 3. Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the sugar baby's house? To help her reach new heights of sweetness! 4. What did the sugar daddy say when the sugar baby asked for the latest designer bag? "Sure, as long as it's filled with sugar pac...

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joxxxxxx

Madrid, MD, ESP

Why did the sugar packet want to date the wealthy sugar cube? Because it was looking for a "sweet" sugar daddy to improve its financial "granule" status! (don't choke from laughing please haha)

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

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chxxxxxx

Pateros, Metro Manila, PHL

The most gender neutral term for SD is "Glucose Guardian" Are you willing be my Glucose Guardian? ;)

prxxxxxx

Cambridge, MA, USA

What did the sugar daddy say to his sugar baby when she asked for a new purse? "Sure, but only if it matches my yacht!"

phxxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

Why did the cookie go to the Dr's? Because he felt crumby.

Swxxxxxx

Chardon, OH, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to his date? Because he heard she wanted a little extra "sugar" high!

mgxxxxxx

CEB, PHL

Why did the sugar baby become a gardener? She wanted to plant seeds of affection!

dixxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

My lips like sugar, this candy got you sprung so call me your sugar

maxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

I love it when a server comes to the table with a perceptive attitude bcuz I can't tell if she thinks I'm with my grandpa or I'm with my date. I laugh about it every time lol.

Mixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm just so wet; damn give it to me right now!" She could scream all she wanted, but.......................... I was keeping the umbrella. Well, It was raining, What else did you think :)

soxxxxxx

Aurora, IL, USA

An American, an Englishman and a Scotsman are eating breakfast with their wives The American says to his wife: "Please pass me the honey, honey" Then the Englishman requests: "Please pass me the sugar, sugar," to his wife. The Scotsman thinks for a second, then bickers "Pass me the milk, ya cow!"