FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

saxxxxxx

Aguada de Cima, Aveiro, PRT

Eu já sou uma açúcar de tão doce que sou hahaha não tenho uma piada boa

blxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

Raxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

What do you call a bee who obtained their citizenship?... A USB!

uwxxxxxx

Avondale, NL, CAN

hi there will see what time the meeting goes with it todayi

naxxxxxx

Lexington, MA, USA

I heard someone saying you look like an owl today.

arxxxxxx

Battle, ESX, GBR

knock knock who's there? doctor.. doctor who you just said it

Fixxxxxx

Emory, VA, USA

At this point, I believe I may be looking for a Splenda Daddy than a sugar daddy

mixxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

What do you call a cat with eight legs? An octopussy.

DExxxxxx

Caldicot, MON, GBR

So I like my man like I like my donuts covered in sugar

caxxxxxx

Ann Arbor, MI, USA

Just looking for a sweet fructose father ;) ahaha corny..

Bexxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why did the Sugar Daddy bring a ladder on our date? Because he heard I was falling for him, and he wanted to make sure I fell safely into his arms

Goxxxxxx

Laughlin, NV, USA

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.

Anxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

1.A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!" Want to hear a roof joke? The first one's on the house. 2. Why did the taxi driver get fired? Passengers didn't like it when she went the extra mile.

Spxxxxxx

Balmain, NSW, AUS

What's the best time to go the dentist? Tooth-hurty

Enxxxxxx

New Lynn, AUK, NZL

HIRING looking for someone to take care of me financially, full time only.

bexxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after they got into a fight? Leave me a loan SMH lol This site asked me for a joke. Blame It on them haha.

Buxxxxxx

Tanza, Calabarzon, PHL

"Why did the older man become a sugar daddy? He realized life's too short to not add a little sweetness and sparkle! "

irxxxxxx

Armitage, STS, GBR

if I didn't have a sugar daddy I'd have no daddy , so oh yeah I come with daddy issues

Maxxxxxx

Roseville, CA, USA

If u were a diamond I'd wear, or are u iggy azalea cause you know how to bounce that ass

bexxxxxx

Nelson, NSN, NZL

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.