FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

yoxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired!

vixxxxxx

Monterrey, NLE, MEX

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loxxxxxx

Livonia, MI, USA

One day with me you'll never want to leave , a vibe you'll find no where else

naxxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

I don't know any appropriate jokes

Yuxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I want a sugar dad without the Suger I'm switching my diet so sweet and low it is :)

Caxxxxxx

Charleroi, WAL, BEL

Pourquoi Camilla est-elle comme une bougie parfumée ?... Parce qu'elle éclaire et enflamme les sens aussi bien que la pièce ! Quelle est la différence entre une coupe de champagne et Camilla ?... Avec Camilla, ça pétille et ça monte à la tête !

FTxxxxxx

Willingboro, NJ, USA

Just put your happy face on

kixxxxxx

Wilkes-Barre, PA, USA

What do you call a cow that jerks off? Beef stroganoff

Sixxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

You cannot pick your father, but you can choose your daddy ;)

jaxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I'm looking for a sugar daddy, not just a daddy, sugar

Caxxxxxx

Hackensack, NJ, USA

what's a dogs favorite purse? purrada

maxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

what did the girl say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? LEAVE ME A LOAN!

mixxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did cavemen drag women by the hair? Cause if you drag them by the feet they fill up with dirt!

kaxxxxxx

Mishawaka, IN, USA

Jokes on you I have none lol

mexxxxxx

Trenton, NJ, USA

This isn't a joke but I like it. (It's a riddle) What slide kills millions of humans every year??? Please think outside of the box.

SUxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

A man swam across the river He had no arms and no legs What a CLEVER Dick

Ayxxxxxx

Bacoor, Calabarzon, PHL

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A Candy Crush. K bye.

baxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

I like any jokes tbh just be yourself I love humor so just be yourself

jaxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

I Hope you Enjoy Chocolate

stxxxxxx

Vermillion, SD, USA

Pay now, Talk later hehe