FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

urxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

You can't choose your father, but you can choose your daddy.

dixxxxxx

Southwark, LND, GBR

Don't call me when I'm drunk I might tell you I love you

phxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

What to hear a joke about pizza?....nevermind it's too cheesy :(

apxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

SD: “You’re right. You do deserve a trip to Paris” SB: *goes to Paris* SD: “Merci”

slxxxxxx

American Fork, UT, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy when he asked for a discount? "Sorry, honey, but I don't do sugar-coated deals!"

suxxxxxx

Fond du Lac, WI, USA

Knock knock ..who's there...sugar...sugar who..your sugar baby..

lexxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

I'm afraid for the calendar.....its days are numbered

amxxxxxx

Dennis, MA, USA

What do you get when you have one too many sugar daddies? Diabetes.

Dexxxxxx

Franklin, WI, USA

Why are all hurricanes named after women? Because when they come, they're wet and wild. And when they leave they take your house and your car.

Mixxxxxx

Calhoun, GA, USA

What do you call it when a Sugar Daddy falls in love with his Sugar Baby? *CANDY CRUSH

Prxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer's and diarrhea, you're running, but can't remember where. Lol

trxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

Why did the coach go to the bank ? To get his quarterback lol

juxxxxxx

Jonesboro, AR, USA

what is a health condition most sugar daddies suffer from? LIE-A-BETES

dixxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato? *squish* Ketchup

Dexxxxxx

Bartlesville, OK, USA

Don't sugarcoat the truth it'll rot your teeth ;)

coxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? Because she was just too sweet for him to handle! : Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he heard his sugar baby wanted a higher allowance! : Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bakery? Because he wanted to show her where the dough comes from!

kixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I'd like a carbohydrate caretaker

anxxxxxx

Hamilton, WKO, NZL

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob........WHAT!.......we need some support around here otherwise people will think we are nuts

jexxxxxx

Arlington, WA, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

lixxxxxx

Voorhees Township, NJ, USA

What's a pig with money? A paypig