FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Msxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I think instead of finding a new job I'll find a new Sugar Daddi who wants to start the appplication process I'm taking applications Qualifications for Sugar Daddi to get the Job: Financially Stable, You Must Know How to use etc and Be Know How to Spoil.

frxxxxxx

Seoul, Seoul, KOR

girl i joke only in french

Jaxxxxxx

Baranowko, WP, POL

Be mine or I'll be yours

thxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is Glucose Guardian ! Haha

Chxxxxxx

Missoula, MT, USA

Make a wish !! 1st blonde: "What are those things you blow to make a wish ?" 2nd blonde: "Sugar Daddies."

moxxxxxx

Missoula, MT, USA

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!

spxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

Are you sweet enough to give me a cavity?? Inquiring minds would like to know haha

4Lxxxxxx

Chattanooga, TN, USA

How does a sugar apologize? With a "sweet apology" – complete with chocolates and flowers! Why did daddy become a chef? Because he wanted to make sure everything was just the right amount of sweet!

lixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

"Can you be my goth sugar baby" will always sound better than getting asked out.

urxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the doctor? ... To get a sweet check-up and ensure he's in prime condition for all that spoiling ahead!

rsxxxxxx

Daphne, AL, USA

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes... ...you need to let that mango.

Msxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I think instead of finding a new job I'll find a new Sugar Daddi who wants to start the appplication process I'm taking applications Qualifications for Sugar Daddi to get the Job: Financially Stable, You Must Know How to use etc and Be Able to Spoil

Vaxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Movies and malls going running

Lixxxxxx

Henderson, AUK, NZL

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date with his sugar baby? Because he heard she wanted to reach new heights of sweetness!

swxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

I like my compliments in cash xo

texxxxxx

Manila, Metro Manila, PHL

Are you sugar? cause you're so sweet

drxxxxxx

CAV, PHL

Kinda tired of having a "job"and having to "go to work"and "pay bills" Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy

doxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Haxxxxxx

Glendale, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar swipe right? Because was looking for a sweet match!

Cuxxxxxx

Pikeville, KY, USA

Why does a particular sugar daddy love gardening and nature? Because, he can make money grow from trees.