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  • jexxxxxx

    Dallas, TX, USA

    You take me to shopping and pay my tution fees, i happy

  • Gyxxxxxx

    Brandywine, MD, USA

    Can I find a glucose Guardian?

  • Loxxxxxx

    New Haven, CT, USA

    What do you blow to make all your wishes come true ? a sugar daddy haha

  • chxxxxxx

    Hamburg, HH, DEU

    Make each day a little brighter!

  • Nixxxxxx

    Tampa, FL, USA

    What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

  • Wixxxxxx

    Zaragoza, AR, ESP

    I don't know any... Yet but, considering I'm a bit nerd, I still can't decide with ring looks cooler.

  • itxxxxxx

    San Antonio, TX, USA

    If you can make me laugh.. and smile you already winning

  • soxxxxxx

    Yorkshire, GBR

    what is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose Guardian

  • bexxxxxx

    Calgary, AB, CAN

    When sugar gets wet, it melts :)

  • Laxxxxxx

    Seattle, WA, USA

    Sugar and spice but nothing is nice .... just kidding hahaha!

  • Trxxxxxx

    Dallas, TX, USA

    I got a sweet tooth come show me some some sugar.

  • nyxxxxxx

    New York, NY, USA

    How do you steal a coat?

  • mixxxxxx

    Raleigh, NC, USA

    What do u call a sugar daddy that falls in love with a woman? A candy crush ;)

  • paxxxxxx

    Beavercreek, OH, USA

    A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner

  • lexxxxxx

    Miami, FL, USA

    Knock knock Who's there? Me lol sorry I didn't even try.

  • raxxxxxx

    Las Vegas, NV, USA

    Don't ask for my number unless you're trying to be my sugar daddy but I'll accept Splenda daddies because I know times are hard.

  • Daxxxxxx

    Little Rock, AR, USA

    There was a man riding round in a taxi and there was these two girls riding running in their car the taxi had a sign on top of his car it said Jesus lives and the girls had a sign on top of their car also it SaId pu$$$ for sale And there was a cop he pulled up to the taxi and he said I like your sign sir he said thank you Officer he said you see them two girls over there I'm gna have to go tell them a thing or two The cop pulled up to girls and said to them hello l...

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  • Maxxxxxx

    La Porte, IN, USA

    When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

  • toxxxxxx

    Chicago, IL, USA

    I want a sugar daddy, but I'm not prepared to give him sugar!!!

  • xxxxxxxx

    Blue Springs, MO, USA

    Boomers make the best sugar daddy's They love to screw the future generations

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