FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

luxxxxxx

London, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar baby go to school? To get a sweet education in the art of sugaring!

mixxxxxx

Niagara Falls, NY, USA

Its always a good time when both people have fun

anxxxxxx

Gastonia, NC, USA

tell your mom i like her creation

Koxxxxxx

Schaumburg, IL, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush. **SPLENDA DADDY** A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

faxxxxxx

Tracy, CA, USA

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D shells are a little to big

Suxxxxxx

Genoa, Liguria, ITA

Perché I millennial sono i migliori Sugar daddies? Perché sono i migliori a fo**ere le migliori generazioni!

quxxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

dancing having fun with my friends just go out traveling

Jaxxxxxx

Kalamazoo, MI, USA

I like my coffee how I like my men, sweet

adxxxxxx

Logan, UT, USA

I love when someone is not always serious and makes fun and interesting gestures. that'll definitely help me feel ready to go on a future date!

Mixxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

Why did the sugar cookie go to the doctor?? Because it was feeling crumby! :)

kexxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

I'm young, your money is old

Isxxxxxx

Duncanville, TX, USA

Two muffins are sitting in an oven when one turns to the other and says, "man it's getting pretty hot in here" and the other muffin says "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN"

Olxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Wisdom chases you, but you have always been faster.

lixxxxxx

Myrtle Beach, SC, USA

Hehe are you a angel cause u look like u feel from heaven !

Anxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Hahahahahahaha!

Pexxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Food. Food or cooking is part of my love language. Something that can fulfill everyone.

taxxxxxx

Pompano Beach, FL, USA

The sun is yello and white

yoxxxxxx

Dearborn, MI, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

Dyxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm she says - "Daddy I'm cumming!" "Hi Cumming, I'm dad"

Kaxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? Because they taste funny!