FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

fixxxxxx

Little Rock, AR, USA

what do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? a candy crush

mbxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I found out why the ocean is so salty... The sand never waves back

omxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I like to laugh & basically think everything is funny... even when it's not \_•.•_/

frxxxxxx

Loveland, CO, USA

I got enough to spice to keep your days exciting, all I need is a little sugar ;)

Mixxxxxx

Alliance, OH, USA

Have you ever smelled moth balls? Well how'd you get his little legs apart?

obxxxxxx

Chicago Heights, IL, USA

why did the farmer bury his money ? to make the soil richer.

Soxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Johnny the Fighter Pilot A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a...

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Elxxxxxx

San Pablo City, Calabarzon, PHL

do you drive? because ur driving me crazy

alxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Why are chickens so funny? Becauuuuuse!

Atxxxxxx

Worthington Springs, FL, USA

A couple had a fight. The girl ran out of the door, but the boy chased after her and took the door back

Roxxxxxx

RIZ, PHL

No monsters please....

Prxxxxxx

Killeen, TX, USA

Which account should we use to invest into your future baby? Always a good one.

brxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

It 's not tricking if you got it !!!

Suxxxxxx

Layton, UT, USA

I like to knock on the fridge before I open it... in case there's a salad dressing. Being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass...

prxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

The darker the berry , sweeter the juice .

maxxxxxx

Huntsville, AL, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a woman? Candy Crush! (lol)

Naxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Spoil me and take care my every needs.

jexxxxxx

Nancy, GES, FRA

If you love joking I'll probably like you ;)

maxxxxxx

Huntsville, AL, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a woman? Candy Crush! (lol)

Huxxxxxx

Hamilton, WKO, NZL

Everybody needs a little sugar and spice in their life