FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

saxxxxxx

Binfield, BRC, GBR

I'm new to the community so share the inside jokes with me

vexxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal!

mexxxxxx

Okehampton, DEV, GBR

what do you call a sheep with no legs? a cloud

Zixxxxxx

Binan, Calabarzon, PHL

"There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it." Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos."

Prxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Just here to promote my band, Metallica. We're pretty new and not that well known, but check us out on Spotify!

INxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Free only cheese in a mouse trap

cexxxxxx

Janesville, WI, USA

Got 99 problems? Don't worry, I'm NOT auditioning for the role of your hundredth. ;)

Onxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

My Sugar Daddy was diagnosed with Diabetes. He's now my Glucose Guardian

gixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

laghing and adventure is all me. but nice music evening are my love. you may tutn your head" and Im in your lap lol

bixxxxxx

Addlestone, SRY, GBR

Gimme presents, I'll show you my bum xx

Rexxxxxx

Manila, Metro Manila, PHL

The scientific term for Sugardaddy Is Glucose Guardian :) :) :)

woxxxxxx

Dunedin, OTA, NZL

It is no laughing matter!

mixxxxxx

Bilston, WLV, GBR

Let my wish be your command

Loxxxxxx

Düsseldorf, NW, DEU

Why did the sugar daddy become a baker? Because he knew how to sweeten the deal, one sugar at a time!

Jkxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

Onions on sale? Anneyonghaseyo!

Tixxxxxx

City of Westminster, LND, GBR

How do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A candy crush ;)

Gixxxxxx

Seine-et-Marne, FRA

Por qué la naranja no tiene cuernos? Porque sino sería una TOROnja

paxxxxxx

Hawthorne, FL, USA

A seal walked into a club

baxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Your wallet should be thicker than me

Amxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Pascal walked into a bar and there were a thousand pascals in the bar.