FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

doxxxxxx

Salina, KS, USA

I'll make you a Diabetic

Asxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I like most jokes, as long as they're witty:)

Imxxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.

Yuxxxxxx

Lebanon, OR, USA

I'm only koalafied for puns so I hope you don't find them unbearable!

bxxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

what do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Chxxxxxx

SGP

Candy is like going into a trap of love but dangerous woman by ariana grande ...................................................................................

prxxxxxx

Little Rock, AR, USA

I don't know a lot of joke but I'm open to hear yours

lexxxxxx

East York, ON, CAN

Love dad jokes! Love dark humor as well

bxxxxxxx

Mechanicsville, MD, USA

What do tofu and dildos have in common? They are both meat substitutes haha

trxxxxxx

VOV, BEL

Ummm a joke, well putting me on the spot like this kinda stresses me out, I'm more of a joke in the moment typa person. But hey, shoot me a text and who knows ;)

hixxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What do you call a male sugarcane plant? - Sugar's Daddy ;)

bexxxxxx

Banbury, OXF, GBR

What do you can a nun on a bike.... VIRGIN MOBILE That's me

Kaxxxxxx

Layton, UT, USA

When life gives you lemons, find a sugar daddy to make lemonade with!

laxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Please tell me one, I need ideas.

spxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

When you find out your sugar daddy is your daddys friend in real life . Sh**

suxxxxxx

MI, ITA

I’m sweet on you like a sugar rush!

tixxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

rexxxxxx

Irvine, CA, USA

I have a sweet tooth what about you

Moxxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

What do you Blow to make all your wishes come true ? A Sugar Daddy !

Raxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To reach the sugar daddy's sweet spot!