FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

brxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I want you to play with me

imxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? Because he wanted to find a sweet treat to spoil his sugar baby with!

Lexxxxxx

Kissimmee, FL, USA

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassa bee?

hixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

I prefer to laugh than joking. I dont know how to make you laugh but I can make u fall in love:)

bexxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

what do you call a funny group of cows? a laughing stock

bexxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

what do you call a house with nice breath? an appartMINT

caxxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

How much does a Chimney cost? Nothing, it's on the house xx

Maxxxxxx

MI, ITA

Sono giovane come il vino... non invecchia mai

Maxxxxxx

MI, ITA

L'amore non ha età come il bancomat

Koxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

There may be many sugar in the world but im the one you will rush for

Amxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

i'll only call you daddy for some sugar first

tixxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a magnet to the date? She heard her sugar daddy was attracted to a magnetic personality! Laaaame lol it's all I could think of lol

Alxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

Well, I figured men have been investing in diverse portfolios their whole lives – stocks, real estate, and, of course, the most lucrative investment of all: understanding women. So, I thought, why not let them diversify their portfolio even further? After all, love is the best return on investment, and I'm here for the dividends of laughter, companionship, and maybe a few sugar-coated surprises!

drxxxxxx

Beverly Hills, FL, USA

so why did the sugar baby go to art school? Because they wanted to master the art of sweet-talking!

evxxxxxx

Santo André, SP, BRA

I'm not great at romantic jokes, sorry

Haxxxxxx

Medellín, ANT, COL

I am sooo bad at jokesss, sorry xd

Goxxxxxx

South Huron, ON, CAN

Be my sugar and I'll light up ur days

Vaxxxxxx

Mérida, YUC, MEX

Que me compre un auto o una casa JAJAJAJAJAJA

nzxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

hi everyone at school will have you been able at least at this moment so we are good at what happens with you on Sunday or Tuesday and Wednesday for my appointment on Monday morning for lunch so that you will see how your feeling and feeling good day tomorrow if not today I'm good enough not for it just to

goxxxxxx

Aspen, CO, USA

What do lesbians and sea turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic