FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

crxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Thxxxxxx

Albuquerque, NM, USA

What did Darth Sideous say to Anakin Skywalker after his battle with Obi-Wan? Annie are you okay? Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?

brxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

A man decided to try his hand at golf, after a few holes he became lost so he asked a young woman if she knew where hole twenty was, and she stated that it was a hole behind her. The man lost his way again and asked the same young woman if she knew where hole twenty-seven was, the young woman replied it was one hole behind her. After finishing his golf game the man decided to get a drink from the club bar and while there he ran into the woman from the golf course, af...

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urxxxxxx

Cebu City, Central Visayas, PHL

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy. PS: Be true to yourself there's nothing wrong with that

brxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What does a hairstylist order at IHOP?..... eggstentions lol

maxxxxxx

100 Mile House, BC, CAN

Que le dijo un pollito a otro pollito? Pio pio

boxxxxxx

Acampo, CA, USA

Make me stop working lol

yaxxxxxx

Lapeer, MI, USA

If I touch my own butt without my consent, can I sue myself for sexual harassment? Not a joke, just something I've been wondering.

Loxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because, 69 is a bit of a mouthfull LOL

taxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush

bbxxxxxx

VAN, BEL

Trouble never looked so fine x

cuxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I really don't know just make me laugh while you spending

lixxxxxx

Fairfield, CA, USA

I've never heard any jokes abt sb/sd so pls tell me ur favs

suxxxxxx

SGP

I am not sure why I am here, but I am open to suggestions. Pizza and bad movies are a good start.

blxxxxxx

Incline Village, NV, USA

If we're out in public I won't call you daddy

kaxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

How do you describe a sugar’s personality? S-W-E-E-T!

stxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Tell me some jokes!!

mexxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

I love dorky dad jokes! Here's one of my recent favorites. I asked my friend when their birthday day was She said March 1st . . . . So I marched around the room and asked again!

suxxxxxx

Fruitport, MI, USA

I have a lot of stories that are funny, but not necessarily jokes. Ask ab my stories :)

Caxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels