FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

luxxxxxx

Palma, IB, ESP

You won't need sugar in your tea daddy I'm sweet enough

caxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Courtesy of ChatGPT: Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard sugar daddies like high-maintenance relationships!

Joxxxxxx

Branson, MO, USA

Why can Dwayne Johnson turn every lesbian straight? Rock always beats scissors

Caxxxxxx

Kalamazoo, MI, USA

Doctor calls a guy and says I have good news and bad news, good news he says, you have 24 hours to live..... The guy says oh no, well what's the bad news??? The doctor says, I couldn't get ahold of you yesterday day.....

Paxxxxxx

Beyoğlu, Istanbul, TUR

Why was the sugar always the life of the party? Because it's so sweet, it always knows how to lift everyone's spirits!

mexxxxxx

Southfield, MI, USA

What did the sugar daddy say to his sugar babe on Valentine’s Day? Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the sugar daddy’s house?

Saxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

"Why do you think money is grown on trees?" "Because it's made of paper!" Sorry I tried lol

trxxxxxx

Makanda, IL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bakery? Because a little sugar makes every date sweeter!

spxxxxxx

Abilene, TX, USA

Dark humor is like 3rd base.... not everyone gets it.

brxxxxxx

Hoboken, NJ, USA

First date to do list: - buy me car - get married - buy a home together - retire on a ranch in the countryside

SAxxxxxx

Mount Sterling, KY, USA

Never let your man leave home hungry......There's always a whore with a ham sandwich!lol ;)

vexxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

How many sds does ot take to change a light bulb. None because we are all too busy playing with ourselves.

Prxxxxxx

Newcastle, NSW, AUS

Whats a nicer thing to say instead of coming inside a woman. Filling up the dishwasher.

baxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What did she say to her $ daddy say after a big fight? "I need a loan" lol

JKxxxxxx

Lewisville, TX, USA

Dark humor Video games Be ourselves

roxxxxxx

ILI, PHL

Oh god, i still havent found any :((

saxxxxxx

Oakhurst, NJ, USA

What did the sugar baby say after a big fight with her sugar daddy? Leave me a loan

Gaxxxxxx

Silver Spring, MD, USA

When life give you lemons make lemon cale because I'm tired of lemonade lol

hexxxxxx

Hazleton, PA, USA

" Those bills aren't going to pay themselves" It's a joke ppl calm down tho

HUxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the Sugar Factory? To get the Sweet Date