FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

anxxxxxx

Kirkland, WA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music... I'm calling it "Girls Just Wanna Have Funds."

Mexxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

I don't have any but I would love to hear yours!! (:

Baxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar cookie go to school? How do you fix a broken candy?

Quxxxxxx

Brighton, BNH, GBR

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

prxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I really don't have any funny jokes right off the top of my head but I guarantee I can make you laugh at my sense of humor

anxxxxxx

Caracas, Distrito Federal, VEN

What is the coll of an electrician? Let no one go with the flow.

stxxxxxx

Antwerp, VLG, BEL

Like a virgin....touched for the very first time

msxxxxxx

Suwanee, GA, USA

I can eat sugar with my right OR my left hand. I'm ambi-dextrose

Swxxxxxx

Lafayette, LA, USA

Want a raisin? No? How about a date :') lol I know I know, it's corny

2txxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? Because he wanted to find a sweet treat that wouldn't break the bank! LMAO IDK

Pixxxxxx

San Bernardino, CA, USA

I DON'T NEED SANTA FOR CHRISTMAS I NEED DADDY muah

suxxxxxx

Salisbury, NC, USA

What did the sugar baby say to the sugar daddy? Hey that's my honey pot lol It was alot funnier to me.

glxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the kitchen? To reach the high shelf and add a little sweetness to life!

shxxxxxx

New Britain, CT, USA

what's something that can get get wet but drys? a towel

fuxxxxxx

Titusville, FL, USA

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball

Olxxxxxx

Dalton, GA, USA

Everyone has heard of "69", but have you heard of "88"? This is the new craze that women love because they get "8" twice.

jbxxxxxx

Westville, IN, USA

When you want a sugar baby but you realize your looks only qualify you for an artificial sweetener baby.

Prxxxxxx

Magugpo Poblacion, Davao, PHL

Why should I solve the problem of the society if I can't solve a bigger problem, on how we clicked to each other HeHe

sexxxxxx

Rotterdam, ZH, NLD

Always smile thats the key

Rexxxxxx

Encino, CA, USA

I want me a sugar daddy