FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Msxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Juxxxxxx

Eindhoven, NB, NLD

God said to Adam : it's pretty quiet here , what could make it all more colorful? And then he made a woman.

tuxxxxxx

Banff, AB, CAN

Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money? Lorelei Lee: It's true. Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for? Lorelei Lee: I want to marry him for YOUR money.

enxxxxxx

Rogers, TX, USA

Be uniqueeee I'd appreciate it

Asxxxxxx

Tullahoma, TN, USA

Why did the sugar cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

maxxxxxx

Palmetto, FL, USA

I am full sugar just your adding more to it ;)

Saxxxxxx

Portland, ME, USA

Looking for a good time

stxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

anything I'm a real open person when it comes to jokes so go ahead!

drxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

Why did frosty pull his pants down?! He heard the snow-blower was coming!

Swxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Trying to make you smile and happy.

bexxxxxx

New Rochelle, NY, USA

Heaven on the eyes and He'll for the soul, Let's live a little!

cixxxxxx

Encino, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby cross the freeway??????????

lixxxxxx

Concord, NC, USA

Heads will turn with me be your side. Let me make you look good ;))

caxxxxxx

Midhurst, ENG, GBR

Blondes may have more fun… But brunettes, remember it the next day! Ha ha

coxxxxxx

Accokeek, MD, USA

Hey justing to trying find someone who can spoil me

4txxxxxx

Newport Beach, CA, USA

i enjoy all types of jokes, even if it's dark humor i still find it funny :)

iwxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

support you guys at home today with me so that they will come out on me too because they're getting too excited too too much about to do something to eat but not good with the baby baby shower so we have the kids

gexxxxxx

Halifax, NS, CAN

What do you blow to make your wishes/dreams come true??? -A sugar daddy

suxxxxxx

Gallipolis, OH, USA

Don't throw false teeth at your vehicle.. It might denture car.

jaxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was a-salted. (I don't think it translates in writing lmao)