FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

goxxxxxx

Chester, VA, USA

I'm a goofball. Who enjoys dark humor. So bring your best

quxxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

How dose one make a lollipop ? With sugar that's how I was made

skxxxxxx

Atwood, CA, USA

I once had a sugar daddy.... it was nothing weird, my father had type II diabetes!

Joxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"

Xyxxxxxx

Santa Maria, Central Luzon, PHL

I'm looking for a sugar daddy who can spoil me and help me financially

Kaxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

Spoil me u get all my love lol ever need someone to talk to I'm here

Noxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

"I can resist anything except temptation " Oscar Wilde

fuxxxxxx

Hamilton, WKO, NZL

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.He he

moxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

Are you Sugar because you sweet and i want to spoon you ;)

abxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

I really can't think of any but I'm just a funny person I'm general

Vixxxxxx

Coshocton, OH, USA

My mom said I shouldn't talk to strangers, but you don't look THAT scary.

Roxxxxxx

Long Beach, CA, USA

Anything for the princess and when I say anything I mean anything;)

prxxxxxx

Robinson, PA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal

xoxxxxxx

Tagbilaran, Central Visayas, PHL

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the bar? To reach for the high notes in the sugar daddy's heart!

Arxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a sweet ass ;)

Loxxxxxx

Bell Gardens, CA, USA

OK I’m trying to find an actual serious papi/friendly

KHxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

fuxxxxxx

Pearland, TX, USA

What does a cat walking on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws, silly!

wexxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

I've heard of the fake sugar baby profiles that try to scam but the MEN profiles.. man y'all are sure taking back Bahahahahaha. *Not a scammer* just to clarify lolol ( ノ ^o^)ノ

Boxxxxxx

Dothan, AL, USA

How do you make a napkin dance?......... put a little boogie in it