FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Jexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

How does NASA plan a party? They planet. What do you call a scared ghost? A pile of sheet. There's more corny jokes where these came from!

Naxxxxxx

South Bend, IN, USA

I don't know tbh surprise me I really like jokes very goofy myself and would enjoy hearing some

jaxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

What did the sugar say to the tea? "You're sweet, but I'm sweeter!"

Swxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Short and long terms, tell me what you want and let's discuss about.

Mexxxxxx

Kent, WA, USA

Why do you smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.

Anxxxxxx

Frisco, CO, USA

I do not have Dirty mind I just have a sexy imagination

yoxxxxxx

Reading, PA, USA

The gender neutral term for a "sugar daddy" is a glucose Guardian! :)

Maxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them.

fixxxxxx

Eatonville, WA, USA

Don't look down you may just fall, when you fall people will laugh

Coxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

I have all my own hair & my stomach doesn't hang over my belt

usxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

support you all day tomorrow to visit you tomorrow morning when your home and get back together please come up for us so far from home to pick you all your order from your home or home are ready now

Hoxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

My wife asked me, “Do you think our kids are spoiled?” I said, “No, most of them smell that way.”

Goxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

I will always look better with your wallet in my pocket

Chxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard it was a sweet way to reach new heights of indulgence and affection!

Sexxxxxx

Frankfurt am Main, HE, DEU

What disclaimer did the sugar baby give her sugar daddy? Daddy I could give you diabetes ;)

Olxxxxxx

Arrington, VA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to outer space? To show her that the sky isn't the limit, but his platinum card is.

hsxxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

Him being the only person in my family who is a failure

Maxxxxxx

Muncie, IN, USA

Guess What? Chicken Butt lol maybe you will get a good laugh

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?) so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? :-) LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, to get "the 3D version" though of A ...

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mexxxxxx

Iloilo City, Western Visayas, PHL

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.