FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

moxxxxxx

San Marcos, TX, USA

I grew up eating sugar daddies, nothing has changed.

Spxxxxxx

Vienna, Vienna, AUT

im already sugar but with no daddy. Add a little bit of sugar in my life and im your sugar

sixxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Not a SD joke but... What's the colour of burger?...

thxxxxxx

Wheeling, WV, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? a sugar daddy What is a splenda? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy... but doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

Baxxxxxx

Toledo, OH, USA

It's always sugar when there treats!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cuxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Can someone make my day with a Christmas present

Frxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

you cant always choose your dad, but you can choose your daddy

dixxxxxx

PR, USA

Money is time is money lol That's about it to be honest I'm really nerdy

Paxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I'm sugar baby, the real sugar baby All you other sugar babies are just imitating So won't the real sugar baby please stand up

maxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

"I need the funds NOW! The bills are due today; not tomorrow"

anxxxxxx

Leicester, LCE, GBR

Are you a plumber? Cuz I have a hole that needs pipping!

wvxxxxxx

Allentown, PA, USA

anything that's sweet and silly! i'm not into vulgar jokes at least not up front i think it leaves a bad impression.

Saxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A Sugar daddy

brxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

i laugh when they ask me what i do for work! i'm a spicy accountant!

prxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

lixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

**Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen d...

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Arxxxxxx

Lima, OH, USA

Tell your wife you're donating to a good cause. Ta Da!.

texxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

You better be funny but don't try to be lovely xx

Toxxxxxx

Williston, FL, USA

I want to treat the roads with sugar instead of salt This way, you know... Everyone can have a sweet ride

chxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Q: What did the sugar say when it was feeling low? A: "I'm feeling a bit granular today!"