FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jixxxxxx

Escondido, CA, USA

Most of these guys on here are a joke , I want someone who is real not some ken doll

saxxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

maxxxxxx

Ashburn, VA, USA

An American bought the fastest and most luxurious car ever. He got in the car and started the engine, then turned on the radio and heard it say: This is London. The American jumped out of the car in fright and shouted: This is too fucking fast!

jixxxxxx

Escondido, CA, USA

Most of these guys on here are a joke , I want someone who is real not some ken doll

saxxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

maxxxxxx

Ashburn, VA, USA

An American bought the fastest and most luxurious car ever. He got in the car and started the engine, then turned on the radio and heard it say: This is London. The American jumped out of the car in fright and shouted: This is too fucking fast!

efxxxxxx

Tracy, CA, USA

How come the two balls could not cross the street?

soxxxxxx

Courtice, ON, CAN

Q. What do you call a broke sugar daddy?, Answer: A "diabetic" sugar daddy.

jexxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

I like to talk about anything and everything as long as it makes us happy and smiling all through.

bexxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

What did the candy say to the cane ?? Can I hop on your cane so we can be a candy cane

NExxxxxx

Phenix City, AL, USA

You know what's better than chocolate? Nestle Nova lol

suxxxxxx

Ranson, WV, USA

What's better than crack? ..... - a sugar baby :)

cuxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Don't confuse sugar for salt babes...things only taste so good for so long!

maxxxxxx

Charlottesville, VA, USA

Them: What are those thing's you blow to make a wish? Me: Sugar daddies? :D ;p

Baxxxxxx

Princeton, NJ, USA

Q: Why did the clown go to the doctor?? A:Because he was feeling a little funny. ............

mixxxxxx

Boulder, CO, USA

What is the opposite of sugar daddy? - Umami Best day ever? - When you get your one free phone call and you call your sugar daddy!

icxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive & young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

Stxxxxxx

Charlestown, MD, USA

What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum!

kixxxxxx

Sierra Vista, AZ, USA

i like my sugar sweat but i love some spice (not a joke but close enough)

saxxxxxx

Merrillan, WI, USA

Why does the Avon lady squeak when she walks? Lipstick