FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

LOxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I don't like to eat sweets much because I'm already sweet enough to give you a sugar rush lol

prxxxxxx

Trenton, NJ, USA

I'll treat you amazing if you teach me real happiness fun and love

Trxxxxxx

Spokane, WA, USA

I love jokes with a twist. The funnier the better.

moxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Pinterest made me realize I need more time to cook, craft, and that I need a new wardrobe. Basically, Pinterest made me realize I need a sugar daddy.

trxxxxxx

Long Beach, CA, USA

If you can't beat 'em, rent out the entire restaurant for a private dinner

mixxxxxx

Palm Springs, CA, USA

This sugar baby is about to put you in a diabetic coma.

blxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

what can't you shop without, fine dine without, and can't travel with???....money!

69xxxxxx

Belconnen, ACT, AUS

I am bisexual so you can definitely be my Glucose Guardian

Taxxxxxx

Stone Mountain, GA, USA

I'd rather get a sugar daddy than to get a "hey girly" text

sixxxxxx

Sugar Land, TX, USA

Want to hear a construction joke?...... Sorry still working on it

lixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I need a glucose guardian cause I ain't giving any sugar LOL

Moxxxxxx

Fargo, ND, USA

I don't know if I have any. This is my first time using this

Phxxxxxx

San Luis Obispo, CA, USA

I'm the kind of girl that wants a sugar daddy but all I'm getting is a sweet-n-low daddy

Kaxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

*A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener. *What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan *What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy * What is SPLENDA DADDY A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off. * What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A...

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Daxxxxxx

Santo Domingo, Nacional, DOM

Love to make a beautiful bond and get to know each other in a more intimate level

quxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

I love to have good time. Im very flirtatious. I am very open with my girlfriend and if you dont mind we do things together. Can you figure out which one is more freaky lol. We're definitly a sexy couple you should meet. You'll def loves us together. We bring out the best in each other. Great laughs and good vibes. You'll get a turnt on and horny and would want to join.

Dexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “sugar daddy”.... He’s an artificial sweetener

Soxxxxxx

Adrian, MO, USA

Fun fact, "sugar" is the only word in the English language where "su-" makes a "sh" sound. . . At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.

djxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I'm not good with jokes because folks get offended easily these days. So if I offend you please except my apology now. Males and females love to compare themselves. For example: Who is more valuable, desirable between the sexs? 18-22 years old? men or women 22-26 years old? men or women 26-30 years old? men or women 30-35 years old? men or women 35-45 years old men or women 50 plus and up? men or women So to resolve a age gap problem men, and women should mi...

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Chxxxxxx

Livonia, MI, USA

What's the difference between me and sunglasses? Sunglasses sit higher on your face ;)