FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

vixxxxxx

Albury, NSW, AUS

Q. How do you make a pool table laugh? A. Tickle its balls.

Nbxxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

Sugar Daddy VS Boyfriend: Me: “I’m hungry” Sugar Daddy: Alright what would you like to eat, let me send one to you rn Boyfriend: Go and eat nau please eat for my sake

sixxxxxx

Sunnyvale, CA, USA

This joke is kind of dirty lol. Why do men think more but women talk more? Because men have 2 heads haha and women have 4 lips haha 🤣🤣

mexxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They're the best at f*cking future generations.

AJxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

When I said daddy I mean sugar daddy ...the only man a girl can depend on is her daddy! 😉

Glxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

If I am physically able to carry the shopping bags... we are not yet done shopping. :)

BAxxxxxx

Greenwich, GRE, GBR

i adore the ocean so when i was able to scuba dive in dubai i was so excited that i accidentally scared off the dolphins ;( turns out i have more energy than dolphins do....

Alxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

Question- So who is your sugar baby? Answer- Your sugar baby! lol 😂

Maxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

My favourite Joke Whats Black and White and has a filthy name. Sister Mary Fuck Face

aLxxxxxx

DC, USA

I have the sugar you have the cake 🤣🤣 do you get it if not keep scrolling

prxxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

Riddle: What's something that rich people need, poor people have, and if you eat it, you die?🤔

suxxxxxx

Valley Stream, NY, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? glucose guardian

Yoxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy” He’s an artificial sweetener. 😂😂😂😂

Dixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I don't know if this is funny but have you ever heard of a celibate sugar baby? Please don't judge 😭😂 its meee, im baby

anxxxxxx

Folsom, CA, USA

it's not a joke but I'm definitely down with the swirl; lets mix sugars, baby!

Bexxxxxx

MIK, GBR

what did one sugar cube say to the other? that was very sweet of you