FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Anxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

I'm not to good with jokes, but I'm great with funny come backs. just doing funny things in the moment.

Yoxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

I have no idea for what to put in this section 😂😂

caxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

The thing that makes me laugh is when y'all request to see my private photos but never even hold a convo 🍅

Soxxxxxx

Sigtuna, AB, SWE

What's the opposite of sugar daddy? U-mami

SUxxxxxx

Mesquite, TX, USA

OK OK.. I got one for ya... What is the gender-neutral term for "SUGAR DADDY"? - GLUCOSE GUARDIAN

Suxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.🤣

SExxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Redneck Word Of The Day - Chair - I was opening up a bag of candy & My Daddy Said 🤗 You Gonna Chair 😂😂😅

goxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

My sugar is combined, not just sweet but a balance in between milk & honey 🍯...

Quxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

So...you're telling me this isn't Christian Mingle?

rixxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Ooohhh I've got some good one's... here we go ;) 1. When a SD gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy. 2. Starting a SD site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it "Girls Just Wanna Have Funds" 3. Why did the donut visit the dentist? He needed a chocolate filling 4. The gender neutral term for SD is Polysaccharide Guardian or Carbohydrate Caretaker 5. A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women.... is not a "Sugar Daddy"...

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etxxxxxx

Kew East, VIC, AUS

Whats blue, but not heavy? LIGHT BLUE... HAHAHAHAH

Anxxxxxx

Owings Mills, MD, USA

The gender-neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian..

pixxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

2 men walk into a drugstore and steal all the Viagra, the police then put out an alert to be causious and be on the look out for 2 hardened criminals lol might be stupid but an old one that always stuck with me lol

kixxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? Glucose guardian 😁

Suxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels

baxxxxxx

Brunswick, GA, USA

what do you call a sugar daddy that your only friends with ? a paypal

juxxxxxx

Salinas, CA, USA

What do you call an American Bee ? USBEE !!

brxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

im daddy an who ever my next babygirl is needs to claim me as her property

Chxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Beautiful Girl and Looking for a daddy to spoil me rotten! 💕🥰

brxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

How do you organize an outer space party ? You planet !