FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

spxxxxxx

Henrico, VA, USA

-101 sugar cubes walk into a bar. Bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here" The sugar whispers into his ear: "what if I sweetened the deal?" and passes him a $20.

nixxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

If your wallet is as thick as I am then I'm sure we'll both enjoy the arrangement!

laxxxxxx

LaBelle, FL, USA

i'm expensive all the time, quit asking when i'm free ;)

poxxxxxx

Kalispell, MT, USA

My fortune cookie says " A billionaires joke is always funny."

ILxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

You should always knock on the fridge before opening it... In case a salad is dressing!

zhxxxxxx

Epping, VIC, AUS

What's the best thing about a homeless girlfriend.. You can drop her off anyway 😅

baxxxxxx

Lewisville, TX, USA

What did the sugar baby do when asked to write a friendly sugar joke? She went to google and typed in "friendly sugar jokes" haha I'm pretty sure some SBs did just that hahaha Talk to me in person, my sense of humor is the best when it's raw at the moment ;)

kuxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What do you do for a living aside from taking my breath away?

Taxxxxxx

Crestview, FL, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

Sexxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

Sometimes life is so hard… especially when you have to laugh at your sugar daddy jokes, only because he pays all your bills

Hexxxxxx

Adeje, CN, ESP

I'll tell you the best jokes and stories on our date

Quxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music......... I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

hoxxxxxx

Gap, PAC, FRA

Pas une vanne mais peut-être qu'un jour tu me marieras 😩✌️

Arxxxxxx

Hamilton, ON, CAN

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy... He’s an artificial sweetener. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? Answer - glucose guardian --------------------------------------------------

Anxxxxxx

Lower Hutt, WGN, NZL

knock knock, who's there? Russia. Russia who? Russia vs the entrie civilised world.

Maxxxxxx

Clovis, CA, USA

When you want a sugar daddy, but you realize that your looks only qualify for an artificial sweetener daddy. 😩🥲

ISxxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

What is the musical part of a snake? The scales. Ha ha.

swxxxxxx

Acton, ON, CAN

If you offer me a cigarette I'll say no because I'm smoking hot already 🥰

Jaxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What's the difference between a father and a daddy? You can't choose your father, but you can choose your daddy :)

roxxxxxx

Moncton, NB, CAN

What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV?: Financial AIDS