FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Sexxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

kaxxxxxx

Sandy, OR, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl Candy crush!

shxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts.

kaxxxxxx

Mohali, PB, IND

“Here for conversation first… dessert can be discussed later.”

Dexxxxxx

Hummelstown, PA, USA

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Security. Security who? Security, peace of mind, and good company—what more do you need?

Daxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

I was told to avoid unnecessary sugar… so I’m only here for the good kind

kaxxxxxx

Chandigarh, CH, IND

"I asked sugar for advice… it said, ‘Just stick to it!’"

Saxxxxxx

Karol Bagh, DL, IND

Sugar mommy wanted: must enjoy sarcasm, confidence, and pretending I’m a project.

acxxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything, even candy!

Saxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

The Doctor said Too much Sugar is Bad for Health, butt you are with all the risk

saxxxxxx

Spring Valley, NY, USA

Why did the boy throw butter out his window? To watch butter fly

quxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

Being a sugar cube is a square deal. · My favorite yoga pose is the sugar cane. · Sugar never tells a lie; it's too candied

Atxxxxxx

Kodungallur, KL, IND

How can the word candy be spelled with two letters? C and Y

duxxxxxx

Arlington, VA, USA

I have a sweet tooth so l often go to the bakery, but last time I went I had no dough so they kicked me to the carb!

boxxxxxx

Avadi, TN, IND

“Careful, you’re so sweet I might need a dentist checkup.”

Moxxxxxx

Jacksonville Beach, FL, USA

A little sugar, Goes a long way. Have some daddy!!

Foxxxxxx

Oconomowoc, WI, USA

Are you sugar? Because life with you would be a whole lot sweeter.

prxxxxxx

Spokane, WA, USA

I won't ask for much...just honesty, passion, and the occasional plane ticket.”

lixxxxxx

New Haven, CT, USA

Life is already sweet I'm just adding a little extra sugar

mexxxxxx

Concord, NC, USA

"They say money, can't buy happiness, -but it can buy , peace of mind groceries and a really good mood"