FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

gixxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Don't date him date his dad! My fave line to live by!

buxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NY, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's artificial sugar

40xxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

My greatest enemy is food and I lose to it everyday, but the gains i tell you :)

Anxxxxxx

Lucknow, UP, IND

Life without sugar is like tea without chai - technically possible, emotionally unacceptabl

Anxxxxxx

Vadodara, GJ, IND

I’m not saying I’m sweet… but if I were any sweeter, I’d need a nutrition label and a warning from your dentist

Rixxxxxx

Culiacán, SIN, MEX

— ¿Qué hace un sugar daddy gay cuando se enamora? — Cambia la tarjeta de crédito por un anillo.

coxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

How do u make a tissue dance?? Put a little boogie in it!

spxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

I’m sweet enough, but I appreciate a little extra sugar in my life

blxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

“I’m not high maintenance… I’m low tolerance for struggle.”

Maxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

I’m not high-maintenance, I’m just… luxury compatible... I believe in equal chemistry… and unequal allowances.

bixxxxxx

Advance, IN, USA

I’m sweet, but I do come with a little spice. Side effects may include smiling!

Raxxxxxx

Deoghar, JH, IND

“I’m not looking for a sugar mommy—just someone who adds a little sweetness to life. Even tea tastes better that way!”

Emxxxxxx

Avondale, AUK, NZL

I’m no doctor, but it looks like you have a lack of Vitamin Me. Hahah dry joke I know lol

Sixxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

I’m not flirting… I’m just extra friendly with good intentions and bad ideas.

kuxxxxxx

Vadodara, GJ, IND

don’t need a sugar mom… I just need someone who believes in my potential and my coffee addiction.

Saxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

Saxxxxxx

Absecon, NJ, USA

How much does a chimney cost? ...Nothing it's on the house!

vixxxxxx

Silvassa, DN, IND

: Why could the pirate never learn the letter “D”? Because he always got lost at C.

amxxxxxx

Chandigarh, CH, IND

What do you call a granulized sweetener that's always on time? Prompt and Sugar

paxxxxxx

Surat, GJ, IND

What do you call a sheep covered in sugar? A candy baa! Why did the girl say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? LEAVE ME A LOAN!