FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Caxxxxxx

Mohali, PB, IND

I don’t need sugar in my coffee—my personality is already sweet.

jkxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Sugar doesn’t ruin diets. Diets just dramatically underestimate sugar’s ability to win arguments.

Taxxxxxx

Visakhapatnam, AP, IND

I told my date I preferred ‘sugar-free’ relationships… but now She thinks I’m lactose intolerant.

Maxxxxxx

Newtown, PA, USA

I only have mom jokes. Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A: Supplies!!!

coxxxxxx

McCordsville, IN, USA

I’m the type of fun that starts as a joke and ends as a recurring expense.

coxxxxxx

McCordsville, IN, USA

I’m very chill… until someone starts treating this like a Groupon with blackout dates.

Joxxxxxx

Raipur, CT, IND

What did the sugar say to the coffee? "You're lookin' bean-tastic today, let’s stir things up!"

jexxxxxx

Stockholm, AB, SWE

Killar har pungsvett. Vad har tjejer? har läppglans

Raxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

I prefer mind over body. But, if you have a nice body I don't mind.

thxxxxxx

Milton, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder? Because they heard the allowance was through the roof!

Sixxxxxx

Gaithersburg, MD, USA

I will bring the sweetness, and you bring the sugar

JAxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Not a dentist, but I do believe in sweet investments.

Hoxxxxxx

Fort Myers, FL, USA

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see .

vixxxxxx

Ghaziabad, UP, IND

Why are sugar jokes so good? Cuz they're never in bad taste.

alxxxxxx

Silver Spring, MD, USA

It’s not an allowance……….. it’s a stimulus package

skxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I’m sweet by nature… generosity just brings it out more.

Mexxxxxx

Mohali, PB, IND

I bring charm, jokes and zero generational wealth.

trxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide;)

spxxxxxx

Rome, GA, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! Blow blow blow

spxxxxxx

Rome, GA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.