FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

saxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Low sugar diet, high sugar personality............

Hixxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Ok not a Sugar joke but a Dad Joke : What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Roxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

What's a sugar daddy's favorite type of music? Anything with a lot of sweet beats.

myxxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

Lame joke ahead- What do you call a girl who's sugar daddy just died? Not "dead broke".

Asxxxxxx

Peoria, IL, USA

What do you call a fake spaghetti?! A fake spaghetti is called an impasta

Vexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the sugar daddy’s house? Because she heard the allowance was through the roof!”

mixxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

Why did I call my sugar daddy a magician? Because he made my bills disappear.

stxxxxxx

Loris, SC, USA

What are chickens sooo funny? BEECAAASE (sounds like a chicken bocking if you could not read that right) Beecause!!!! Hahahaah

Thxxxxxx

Wilmington, NC, USA

Careful im sweet like candy, so i might give you a sugar rush!

grxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts

daxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

Why did the computer show up late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

jaxxxxxx

Greenwood, SC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a pen to our date? To sign up for more time with me.

mixxxxxx

East Lansing, MI, USA

I'm a joke thief but I found this a little funny. Man in his 70's went to his doctor and told him he was thinking of having an arrangement with a sugar baby. Doctor asked him about the sugar baby to be. The sugar daddy said she is beautiful and and 23 years old. The doctor said this could be fatal. The sugar daddy said well if she dies she dies.

HIxxxxxx

Jaipur, RJ, IND

Why did the sugar go to school? To become smarter… and a little more refined.

fexxxxxx

Dundas Valley, NSW, AUS

I don't have many pick up lines, because i am trying to pin you down.

chxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

i have a sweet tooth.. good thing im on the sugar app

pixxxxxx

Veneto, Veneto, ITA

Perché lo zucchero è così timido? Perché ogni volta che lo guardi, si scioglie

2lxxxxxx

Gulf Shores, AL, USA

Well we Tried to catch fog the other day .....MIST

loxxxxxx

Windsor, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar daddy bring sugar to dinner? In case things didn’t work out, at least the night would still be sweet

Mhxxxxxx

Thane, MH, IND

Financially independent, but emotionally open to a sugar mommy.