FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

dexxxxxx

Mohali, PB, IND

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little smarter sweet! Sugar told a joke… It was pretty sweet, if you ask me.

rexxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!

dexxxxxx

Jhajjar, HR, IND

A teacher asks her class what they want to be when they grow up. Little Johnny details an elaborate plan to become a billionaire and find the finest "sugar baby." Another girl, Sarah, raises her hand and says, "I want to be Johnny's sugar baby."

Vexxxxxx

Jaipur, RJ, IND

do you know Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little “smartie”!

mexxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Why did the sugar cube break up with the coffee? It said, "You're too bitter for me!"

vmxxxxxx

Gurgaon, HR, IND

Sugar baby? No. Financially supported main character.

dexxxxxx

Indore, MP, IND

They say too much sugar is bad for health, but a little sweetness with the right person can definitely make the day better.

sexxxxxx

Indooroopilly, QLD, AUS

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! Hehe

saxxxxxx

Puducherry, PY, IND

Sugar: “I’m sweet, but I come with conditions.” Body: “Like terms & diabetes?”

lixxxxxx

Washington, PA, USA

Always happy to hear of share a corny joke. The rotation of the earth really makes my day.

saxxxxxx

Burlington, ON, CAN

What do you call a sugar daddy who doesn't want any sugar? A diabetic daddy!

Bhxxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! Haha

saxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

They say too much sugar isn’t good for you—but I think moderation is overrated.

anxxxxxx

Nainital, UT, IND

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby!

onxxxxxx

Anoka, MN, USA

I once had a sugar daddy... It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

Roxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

I bring the personality, you bring the dessert menu.

jOxxxxxx

Santa Ana, CA, USA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt a little crumby!

rrxxxxxx

Mohali, PB, IND

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts! Haha

Noxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Life’s better balanced… I bring the charm, you bring the sugar.

bkxxxxxx

Siliguri, WB, IND

Are you made of sugar? Because even my bad days feel sweeter already.