FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

abxxxxxx

Ahmedabad, GJ, IND

I m not looking for a sugar mommy… I’m looking for a life mentor who likes coffee.”

roxxxxxx

Kolkata, WB, IND

An Old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a Barber shop. Barber in anger asked: shall I cut or count? Old man smiled and said: "Colour it!" LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you,

bixxxxxx

Gastonia, NC, USA

My 7 favorite jokes Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! 7. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long...

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Baxxxxxx

Johnson City, TN, USA

what did winnie the pooh say to his new love interest? show me the honey! *round of applause*

bbxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Some call it an allowance, I call it a lifestyle upgrade.

blxxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

I’m not dramatic — my blood type is sugar-positive.

Amxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

I like my sugar sweet and my dates sweeter. I like my sugar like my coffee… consistent

Jaxxxxxx

Kozhikode, KL, IND

I’m low maintenance… just feed me well, dress me nicely, and don’t be surprised if I steal your heart...

JSxxxxxx

Samrala, PB, IND

What did the sugar say to the tea? "I'm going to sweeten your day!"

Swxxxxxx

Delhi, DL, IND

Sugar itna sweet hota hai ki chai bhi sochti hai — “Main hi kyun pighlu, tu bhi thoda ghul ja!”

prxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

What is common between snowman and a snow women ..... snowballs

Lixxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

I don’t have a sweet tooth… I just prefer my desserts well funded.

saxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

Are you made of sugar? Because every time you're around, life gets a whole lot sweeter.

roxxxxxx

Vidisha, MP, IND

My doctor said my sugar was too high, so when I got home, I moved it to a lower shelf.

Amxxxxxx

Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur, MYS

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tire

anxxxxxx

Lexington-Fayette, KY, USA

Why do sugar babies make great optimists? Because they always believe things will get better with interest Why do sugar relationships love good communication? Because when expectations aren’t clear… someone ends up unsatisfied and someone else feels underpaid Sugar dating is like good foreplay— if the generosity doesn’t start early, nobody’s staying till the end I don’t need a man to sweep me off my feet… just pick me up financially and I’ll handle...

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unxxxxxx

Invercargill, STL, NZL

Why did the Sugar Baby bring a ladder to her first date? ​Because she heard the gentleman had high standards x ​On a serious note, I love a man with a sense of humor who knows that the best way to a woman's heart is through a spontaneous shopping trip and a first-class plane ticket. Life is too short for boring dates!

moxxxxxx

Bethesda, MD, USA

Why did the Sugar Baby decide to start dating Colonel Roy Mustang? ​Because she knew he was the only man capable of providing a truly "sparking" lifestyle. When her friends asked if he was actually generous, she whispered: ​"Oh, he's the perfect Sugar Daddy. He doesn't even mind paying for my expensive wardrobe because his only goal in life is to pass a law that forces all female employees to wear tiny miniskirts anyway. I just call it 'Research and Development' for...

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vixxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

Did you hear about the baker who ate so much sugar he crystallized? They say he was a granular fellow

prxxxxxx

Noida, UP, IND

“I’m not diabetic, but I could definitely use a little sugar in my life.”