FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

SPxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy 😉🤣🤣

laxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

Daxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

My ex gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.

Naxxxxxx

Morrisville, PA, USA

Why do "boomers" make the best sugar daddies? They're the best at f*cking future generations. 🤣🥴

Mixxxxxx

Hattiesburg, MS, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

edxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Everyone has heard of "69", but have you heard of "88"? This is the new craze that women love because they get "8" twice.

Roxxxxxx

ABD, GBR

A girl who won't meet, expects upfront lavishing with resources, endless chats, etc? Aspartame babe.

quxxxxxx

Oak Park, IL, USA

Guess what's on the menu? Me-N-U A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”

Laxxxxxx

LK, IRL

What's the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy? Glucose guardian.... 😂 it's so stupid you laughed, I know you did 😂

Daxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them.

naxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls live!

Urxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

I may be old enough to be your dad, but I'm not too old to be your Sugar Daddy :)

Haxxxxxx

Gaithersburg, MD, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? -A PayPal Sometimes life is so hard… -especially when you have to laugh at your sugar daddy jokes, only because he pays all your bills When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… -but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America! It’s all fun and games.. -until your daddy wants some sugar :P Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. -I’m calling it Girls Ju...

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Grxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What has more filters than a box of cigarettes and are flakier than a box of bran flakes? Most of the girls on this site

Coxxxxxx

Berwick, VIC, AUS

Blokes who pretend to be well off to score young attractive women are not sugar daddies. They're artificial sweeteners.

taxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

A new rich guy asks a gym trainer what machine will make me attractive to young women, the trainer points to the ATM machine. ;)

prxxxxxx

Denton, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner

Roxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

What do you call it, when a Sugardaddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Nyxxxxxx

Long Beach, CA, USA

Ok ... so... What is the opposite of a sugar daddy?? U-mami!!!

maxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

I know a lot of jokes about retired people...but none of them work.