FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

NYxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on the date? To take the relationship to the next level!

paxxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

loxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

It's not really a joke, but in a way it is. My username is loverdmax, most people read that as Lover D Max. But really it is an aeronautical formula for why an airfoil can fly. Mathematically it is expressed as L/D Max. When you say it in English it is expressed as Lift Over Drag Max. So maybe it's a private joke, but personally, I think it's funny when people look at L Over on a dating site and turn it into Lover.

frxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Q: What did the cookie say when it saw the milk? A: "Oh, look! A little cream with my sugar!"

FOxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine....?

Abxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

It's hard out there for us sugar daddies, especially when we're diabetic.

arxxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

What’s the difference between chickpea and celery? I’ve never had celery on my face.

Suxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What do you blow to make a wish……… A Sugar Daddy

kkxxxxxx

Decatur, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan.

twxxxxxx

Staunton, VA, USA

What makes a female wet but dryes a male up.? Poverty

lixxxxxx

Bedford, PA, USA

How do you get a farm girl to like you...? a-tract-her

Daxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

putting girls through uni since 2010......................

prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy enroll in culinary classes? He wanted to spice up the relationship!

Waxxxxxx

Dunedin, OTA, NZL

Two sugar cubes in a bowl. One says "you look really sweet". Other one thinks " Yeah well. You look really square. And what's with a talking sugar cube anyway?".

Texxxxxx

Lake Jackson, TX, USA

Whats the longest thing in the world ? A woman's leg it's the only thing that can touch the ground and heaven at the same time .

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2023-05-22@13.11 I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?) so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? :-) LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, to get "the 3D version" though of A VERY ATTRACTIVE AND YOUNG COMPANY, it seems that adopt...

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Grxxxxxx

Adona, AR, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true?????

Mrxxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy HaHaHa

fixxxxxx

Bozeman, MT, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Trxxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

A young lady goes up to an older man at the bar of an exclusive restaurant and says, “If you buy meal a nice meal with champagne you can take me home and I will do anything you ask!” They enjoy a meal of steak and lobster and even a nice dessert. Afterwards he takes her home and when they enter his bedroom he says, “Paint this room. I will be downstairs watching TV. Let me know when you are done so I can call you a taxi”.