FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Taxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take the sugar baby to the bakery? Because he wanted to show her how sugar daddy is made

NYxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on the date? To take the relationship to the next level!

paxxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

loxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

It's not really a joke, but in a way it is. My username is loverdmax, most people read that as Lover D Max. But really it is an aeronautical formula for why an airfoil can fly. Mathematically it is expressed as L/D Max. When you say it in English it is expressed as Lift Over Drag Max. So maybe it's a private joke, but personally, I think it's funny when people look at L Over on a dating site and turn it into Lover.

frxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Q: What did the cookie say when it saw the milk? A: "Oh, look! A little cream with my sugar!"

FOxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine....?

Abxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

It's hard out there for us sugar daddies, especially when we're diabetic.

dexxxxxx

Delray Beach, FL, USA

A SB should always go for the wolf type Daddy He can see you better my dear He can hear you better my dear and above all he can EAT you Better.. my Dear LMFAO.. !!

paxxxxxx

Lewes, DE, USA

I believe in mutually beneficial relationships. You laugh at my jokes. I pretend they’re all original. Everybody wins.

Pexxxxxx

WD, IRL

I’m like a strong cup of black coffee—bold, full of energy, and just waiting for the perfect touch of sweetness to complete the mix

arxxxxxx

Chennai, TN, IND

What’s the difference between chickpea and celery? I’ve never had celery on my face.

Suxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What do you blow to make a wish……… A Sugar Daddy

FDxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy get a new phone? Because his old one kept getting texts saying "send sugar!"

Lixxxxxx

Claremont, NH, USA

Did you know that when a male bee has sex he dies?!?! His life summed up in 3 words, Honey,Nut,CHEEEERRIIOOOOO

kkxxxxxx

Decatur, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan.

anxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

Hey did you just fart?? Coz you blue me away ..hahahhaha

twxxxxxx

Staunton, VA, USA

What makes a female wet but dryes a male up.? Poverty

lixxxxxx

Bedford, PA, USA

How do you get a farm girl to like you...? a-tract-her

Daxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

putting girls through uni since 2010......................

prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy enroll in culinary classes? He wanted to spice up the relationship!