FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Vaxxxxxx

Sherman Oaks, CA, USA

I have a wonderful business idea. Take every dating app with people over 30 on it, combine them as one, and call it "What's Left" =)

Lixxxxxx

Geelong, VIC, AUS

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Stxxxxxx

Mishawaka, IN, USA

WHY DID THE SUGAR BABY BREAK UP WITH THE ARCHAEOLOGIST? BECAUSE SHE REALIZED HE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN THE ANCIENT PAST, BUT SHE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH A LOT OF CURRENT ASSETS!

Trxxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

A young lady goes up to an older man at the bar of an exclusive restaurant and says, “If you buy meal a nice meal with champagne you can take me home and I will do anything you ask!” They enjoy a meal of steak and lobster and even a nice dessert. Afterwards he takes her home and when they enter his bedroom he says, “Paint this room. I will be downstairs watching TV. Let me know when you are done so I can call you a taxi”.

swxxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who's fallen for a girl? A Candy Crush!

dexxxxxx

Youngstown, OH, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy lol!

Anxxxxxx

Scawby, NLN, GBR

I’m not everyone’s cup of tea… but I’m definitely someone’s sugar.

prxxxxxx

Grand Rapids, MI, USA

My therapist told me to embrace my sweet tooth, so I became a sugar baby.

Jexxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

toxxxxxx

Hampton, NY, USA

Why do sugar babies always carry a calculator? To make sure the chemistry adds up!

1sxxxxxx

King County, WA, USA

What's a pirate's favorite letter? 'R' you reply? Rrrrr, you'd think so, but actually it be the 'C' :-)

blxxxxxx

Flat Rock, MI, USA

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Shxxxxxx

Ocean Springs, MS, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite exercise? Running up the tab!

Toxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite kind of tea? Generosi-tea!

baxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, would you still love me if I lost all my money, of course the sugar baby replies, of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you.

Boxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

brxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

Blxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

Why wont aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny:)

cuxxxxxx

Airlie Beach, QLD, AUS

When it's not your birthday, what do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!!!

snxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

why do scientist mistrust atoms ? because atoms make up everything