FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Lixxxxxx

Geelong, VIC, AUS

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Wixxxxxx

Brandon, FL, USA

Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

blxxxxxx

Linville, NC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Stxxxxxx

Mishawaka, IN, USA

WHY DID THE SUGAR BABY BREAK UP WITH THE ARCHAEOLOGIST? BECAUSE SHE REALIZED HE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN THE ANCIENT PAST, BUT SHE WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH A LOT OF CURRENT ASSETS!

swxxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who's fallen for a girl? A Candy Crush!

dexxxxxx

Youngstown, OH, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy lol!

prxxxxxx

Grand Rapids, MI, USA

My therapist told me to embrace my sweet tooth, so I became a sugar baby.

Jexxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

toxxxxxx

Hampton, NY, USA

Why do sugar babies always carry a calculator? To make sure the chemistry adds up!

1sxxxxxx

King County, WA, USA

What's a pirate's favorite letter? 'R' you reply? Rrrrr, you'd think so, but actually it be the 'C' :-)

blxxxxxx

Flat Rock, MI, USA

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Shxxxxxx

Ocean Springs, MS, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite exercise? Running up the tab!

hoxxxxxx

Piedmont, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby walk outside with her purse open? She was expecting some change in the weather!

Toxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite kind of tea? Generosi-tea!

baxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, would you still love me if I lost all my money, of course the sugar baby replies, of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you.

Boxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

brxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

Blxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

Why wont aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny:)

cuxxxxxx

Airlie Beach, QLD, AUS

When it's not your birthday, what do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!!!

Taxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take the sugar baby to the bakery? Because he wanted to show her how sugar daddy is made